back in the days when we first started doing BWL (we had up to Firemaw or Ebonroc on farm, I forget which one is which), I hosted a PUG UBRS (back when it was 15-man, lolz) with two Guildies (another Rogue and a Paladin) and then a Guild friend Paladin that I had never met before.

So we do this run and the whole time the friend Paladin is on my ass saying "I'm gonna do more damage than you" (lol ret) and shit like that just because he knew I was CL for my Guild.

So we finish the run after kicking this retarded Mage we had and I'm handing out loot. For the last 10 minutes the Paladin had been silent whereas he spent the entire run whispering me and badmouthing me in raid chat saying that he was a better player. So when the run's finished, I just posted the meters and waited.

I was 63% of the raids damage. THAT my friends is worthless PUG members. You couldn't do that badly if you had no fingers and played using your nose.

Also, parentheses crit your face for a billion.