Funniest thing ever said about your team?

[Shodokan]

I have a bunch of funny SS i need to post. Lots of grieving

[Krago]

Leveling three new Druids one evening, just doing the entry level quests.

Go back to turn them in and this guy next to me starts"

him: You're a bot!
me: No I'm not
him: Yes you are, just admit it!
me: Maybe you're a bot pretending to be a human
him: I'm not a bot! I'm reporting you!
me: Cool, are you going to write one complaint or three?
him: I dunno
me: If it was me I would write three.
him: Damn! These bots are getting better and better.
me: Why thank you and have a nice day.
him: ummmmm... you to?

Too much fun.
Usually I help others in the starter areas or give out free gear from running so many instances.
People cannot believe I am giving out dungeon greens without asking for something in return.

[Bloodcloud]

I was running around Hellfire around lvl 61-62 with my 4x Shaman team when someone messages me "REPORTED!". I replied back with the standard "k" response. He messaged me again calling me a cheater and a bunch of other fun and insightful stuff. After a few minutes of responding "k", I look at what guild he's in and amazingly he's in the same guild as my main.

So, I log over to my main and put a message in guild chat...

[Guild] Hey XXX, can you stop wasting your time reporting my shaman?

I had like 4 people go "???", ">.>" and "huh?".

He was like ... "That was you?!!?!?"

Me ... "About that cheater comment and everything following that ... "

Him ... "Oh, yeah, sorry about that..."

Hmm, I recognize this situation.

Well I was in kinda the same situation, except that my main character was IN the same guild (as Rank: ALT)
(On my teams my Main is in the guild (Parasites) and my Slaves are in my own guild (Schizophrenics).)

In /g I pointed him to the Article I posted on the guild forum about multiboxing explaining everything.
He still gave me shit like cheater/bot/goldseller in /g but suddenly stopped when realized that my Main in the guild was actually an officer and I am the Admin/owner of the GuildForum
Needless to say that guy left the guild shortly after

[Bloodcloud]

Today, during dailies, at the Neutralizing the Plague quest, my team helped a pair of players do the quest.

They stood there with me, and alternated which of them would click their potion.
As I did the same, but with two of five doing potions.

Even with twice as many mobs, it was a pretty easy quest.
My pally tanked for both groups.

Pretty sure the warlock and boomkin in question are not anti-boxer now.
They both said thanks.

While leveling my Shammy (solo boxing) I had some elite quests in Dragonblight. So I logged my 80 DK grouped and took some random guys along to kill the elites.

They didn't realize that I was boxing, and said afterwards, " That was quite convenient of the lvl 80 to log on the moment we needed him on and helping us

I just smiled and we did a AN run later which went so so.

[blbjtb]

I think the best ones thus far for me are the hyper negative ones..

Let me list them in order.

1) Wow you really are a F**king loser arent you! Christ you cant play one so you play 5 really poorly. <Warsong> We ended up winning because I capped the Flag 3 times lol The guy that was saying that eventually /afked out after everyone was telling him I was carrying him

2) How much is that a month you must have more money then you know what to do with.
(Typical answer is I dont pay for Wow accounts I own my own business so I use the Wow CC to purchase stuff I need to do my job) I currently have 82,000 points lol

3) Wow GG Nerd hope you had fun grinding heroics one character @ a time
-Me well I run heroics by myself..
-him What wow thats super lame you must have no life what so ever
-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though
-Him umm well I live at home so GG me have a nice day...

4) Wow thats pretty cool Make them...
dance wave divine storm ect ect ect

Thats about the common ones I get. I think i play on a mean server lol

[Shodokan]

I think the best ones thus far for me are the hyper negative ones..

Let me list them in order.

1) Wow you really are a F**king loser arent you! Christ you cant play one so you play 5 really poorly. <Warsong> We ended up winning because I capped the Flag 3 times lol The guy that was saying that eventually /afked out after everyone was telling him I was carrying him

2) How much is that a month you must have more money then you know what to do with.
(Typical answer is I dont pay for Wow accounts I own my own business so I use the Wow CC to purchase stuff I need to do my job) I currently have 82,000 points lol

3) Wow GG Nerd hope you had fun grinding heroics one character @ a time
-Me well I run heroics by myself..
-him What wow thats super lame you must have no life what so ever
-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though
-Him umm well I live at home so GG me have a nice day...

4) Wow thats pretty cool Make them...
dance wave divine storm ect ect ect

Thats about the common ones I get. I think i play on a mean server lol

I get the 4th one all the time while leveling my paladin team.

[Diwa]

During WG

"OMG how did you make all the guards follow you?"

[Ualaa]

That's good, Diwa.

[baztubox]

Random guy in Dalaran!

"HEY MATE WTF......
me=?
Iam gona report you if you dont tell me how you did CTRl +C those shamans.....
me= No way iam never going to tell you that =D
I have 20 ppl whos reporting you right now for CTRL +C those shamans enjoy your ban
me= hehe
"random guy is ignoring you!

[heyaz]

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-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though

Even though I rarely respond to haters, I love that last part.. just priceless.

I had a guy getting onto me the other day, telling me about how much of a waste $75 was, told him I wake up and piss $75 every morning.. he finally ended it with "well, I collect exotic cars, you play wow. that's it"

and I was heartbroken.. he was right, if I only had $75 more per month I could afford all those cars...



or not, since I'm convinced he's about 17 and just has a dupont registry subscription. and none of the cars.