Funniest thing ever said about your team?

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Been almost a year since I was boxing my pally & 4x shaman.. got plenty of the "reported" "wtf?" "why are there 3 of you?" "you have your own basketball team" "cheater/botter/hacker/whatever" comments.. but perhaps the best moment came last night.

I just arrived to Thrallmar in Outlands with my 5x lvl 58 death knights.. fresh out of the dk starting zone. A new guildie flies over to see how I've got 5x guys with the same name all playing.. I say watch this as I leave town to show him a 5x dk meatgrinding killing spree of orcs & boars just outside town.

Totally unexpected when I get past the gates of town, a lvl 80 hunter lands and wipes my team easily.. I was dead before I realized what happened. I corpse rez and make it to the gates, heal up, and watch as the hunter hovers on his drake just outside Thrallmar, tempting me to leave again..

I tell my guildie to watch this.. he's a lvl 67 boomkin druid hanging back in town.

Sure enough, the lvl 80 hunter tried taunting me a little too close, and one of my first 5x death grips in rotation isn't resisted while ripping his ass off his drake right into my chains of ice and about a dozen town guards. A few other lvl 60-65 horde in town get a few shots in while between 5x chains of ice, 5x obliterates, and my guildie's roots.. he drops dead. Fool tried to fly away twice but the 5x death grip rotation was enough to keep him close even though he resisted a couple.. was definitely one of those moments to make me smile.

[suicidesspyder]

I get the av all the time Oh noes its the lock train. Then the all the time how you do that what are you using. Like everyone else i get the lvl one whisper me your a damn cheater im reporting you for cheating and cussing at me. All i do is lol ignore. This got to the point and got tired of it that i use spammenot addon now and block anything below lvl 50. So my message says when you grow up and reach lvl 50 then you can cuss or talk to me then until that time please move on and gripe somewhere else.

[Raigirin]

While questing with my Alliance team I got this whisper:
"Can u teach me how to duplicate char"

I replied:
"You just have to buy multiple accounts, then you can have as many identical characters as you wish"

[Mudd]

Back when I used to teach Seed of Corruption 101 in Stormstrike AV, and multiboxing was still foreign to the common player.

[Solon]

"How many pallies do you need?"
"Got enough locks?"
"Get out of my %#@$^* way you DK boxing noob!"

<uneducated> "How can you afford 5 accounts?!?"
<me> "Boxing is my anti-drug, I spent more on smokes before I quit than I spend on WoW now."

<snootyplayer> "Bots"
<me> "Idiot"
<snootyplayer> "That's not nice!"
<me> "Neither is calling me bots."
<snootyplayer> "Not you, those 4 following you."
<me> /facepalm

<Rtard> "Let me join"
<me> "Party full"
<Rtard> "No it isn't, there are only 3 of you"
<me> /spread macro
<Rtard> "Kick out one of them and let me join."
<me> "Go play in the street."
/ignore

[heyaz]

Here's one I just remembered, from an AV:

"So how many asians are you paying to follow you around"

Shoulda reported him for racist remarks!

[lunat1k]

Just got a new one today...

Them: You multiboxing fag!
ME: What r u jealous?
Them: NO
ME: So y r u following me?
Them: So I can report you
ME: Go ahead and report me, I like the Drama
Them: So how do you do it?
ME: it takes talent something you don't Have!
Them: OK your right I suck at just one toon and I cannot do even 2 I tried and I failed!
ME: goto www.dual-boxing.com
Them: Thanks I will.
Them: You Rock!

So if you are this person and you made it to the forums, Welcome to our world!

[heyaz]

Here we go, some of my favorite screenshots from haters:



Level 1 alt after an Eye of the Storm




Just hearthed back - sounds like someone was having a bad day



I am disinclined to acquiesce your request.



Loot QQ from the "best druid on the server!"




From a 2200 MMR during our 1200-1800 night.




Apparently I need to be more discrete when I "duel box"




He was really butt hurt over me beating him to one of those kegs

[Seldum]

One of the more simple ones:

"Im with him!"

Made me smile.

[Vociferate]

One of the more simple ones:

"Im with him!"

Made me smile.

That's awesome.