Quote Originally Posted by Mooni View Post
I know this isn't microsoft customer support.
Know how I know that?
You guys are useful, and help, and find solutions in ways other than opening a search window and typing the question in the window.
A helicopter pilot got disoriented during a foggy night in Redmond. Spotting a high rise building with people working in cubicles, he hovers outside and writes on a sign. "Where am I"? One of the men inside wrote on a sign. "You are in a helicopter".

The pilot immediately turned east and found the helipad. An astonished passenger asked, "How did you know which way to turn"?

"Easy the pilot replied, the man's answer was 100% correct, but totally useless to me. I knew I must be at Microsoft's headquarters and that the helipad was due east from there."

Truth is stranger than fiction.