Quote Originally Posted by 'Khatovar',index.php?page=Thread&postID=213070#pos t213070
Quote Originally Posted by 'Multibocks',index.php?page=Thread&postID=212873#p ost212873
Sounds like me teaching computer stuff to my GF.


Ok, now click on that... NO NOT THAT.... THAT ONE!! OMFG, just gimme the mouse!!
Here's a sample conversation I'd had with my ex about playing. He was about level 25, I was about 40 and we'd been playing WoW for quiet a while. I think I was on my 3rd or 4th toon.

Him - "This mob keeps killing me. Can you come heal me?"
Me - "Why are you meleeing it?"
Him - "Because...??"
Me - "You're a warlock, cast spells on it."
Him - "But it's attacking me."
Me - "Where's your pet?"
Him - "Pet?"
Me - "Fear it and summon your pet."
Him - "But then I can't hit it..."
Me - "...Fear it. Summon your pet. Send your pet after it. Cast your spells on it. It will die."

-Twenty minutes later-

Me - "Why did you just run into those mobs?"
Him - "Cuz I need to kill them." *stab stab*
Me - "..."
Him - *DoT stab stab*
Me "...I have to go to another zone now."
Him - "Can you heal me first?"
Me - "Oooh, darn, my hearthstone already cast...shucks. Sorry!"
lol that's awesome! I really have to hold my tongue in check so I dont get in a lot of trouble and I see you deftly avoided an argument.