Worst character names you've seen

[falsfire3401]

We recently had a good thread going on best character names you've seen, now how about one on worst character names you've seen?

I'll go first.

I used to be rogue class lead and overall recruitment officer for my old L60 40-man raiding guild. It was sadly funny how many applicants I rejected without even reading their app fully, after seeing their toon name on line 1:
* Rogue named "Nightrouge"
* Paladin named "Omgwtfpwnd" (this was back in the day where if you wanted to raid as a pally you were holy and you healed. No ifs ands or buts. So him "pwning" anything was out of the question. Not to mention we didn't want any 12 year olds in the guild that acted like 5 year olds)


That and every variation on "Legolas" I've ever seen for night elf / blood elf hunters.

And for that matter any rogue with either "rogue" or "rouge" in their name.

[Enndo]

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

[Zal]

Gwenstefani

i wanted to kill this person

[d0z3rr]

Any iteration of Legolas

[EaTCarbS]

Any iteration of Sephiroth, Arthas, or pwndk.

[Yamio]

For me, hands down the absolute worst one was on Earthen Ring back in 2006. A level 2 Dwarven female named Thundertwat ran through IF. I wanted to slap the hell outta that kid.

[Ughmahedhurtz]

I don't have any particular peeves except for where "ur" is obviously used in place of "you're" in the name.

Generally, my rule is that if I can imagine a 12-year-old pimple-thug typing it to feel superior to someone else in an AOL chat room or counterstrike/halo game chat, you automagically get on my ignore list. I have far too little time to waste it trying to crash-cart someone's two remaining non-pot-addled brain cells into some semblance of having been a part of the information age.

Though I think the worst one I've seen recently was the level 80 Death Knight named (you guessed it) "Deathknite." And people wonder why Literature isn't an elective.

[Tdog]

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

uhh...dude. Robin Williams and Matt Damon are both famous actors in America. I doubt they are the real ones.

[Enndo]

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

uhh...dude. Robin Williams and Matt Damon are both famous actors in America. I doubt they are the real ones.

They are real. look them up they are on mug thol horde side, and yes both of them are anoying trade spammers.

[Malekyth]

Human pally named Draculla. Ohhh, the creativity!