"Abandon all hope ..."
"Oh, shut up, will ya?"
"Oooh ... But I was just getting to the best part!"
"All right. But don't expect us to pay any attention."
"You're going to love this ... Abandon all hope ye who enter here, for this is the road to destruction!!!"
"Very nice ..."
"Come back any time ... I mean, you're doomed, DOOMED!"