THIS is how you recruit for your guild.

[Svpernova09]

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

taken from http://community.livejournal.com/wow...s/9987565.html

[Enndo]

LOL

[Oatboat]

I'd probably quit my guild for that one.

[Chranny]

From A to Z on the keyboard. Oh my... :thumbup: Nice find. :>

[Svpernova09]

I'm our only feral raiding druid, so everyone calls me "bear" or "the bear" a guildie showed me this link in IRC and said

"[10:40] * nahlia waits to see bear taunt a UFC fighter"


lol pretty epic recruitment post imo.

[falsfire3401]

I've seen a guild post a RL pic of one of their female members as a recruitment incentive, along with a brief audio clip of her talking on vent.

My guild is 99.99% male, mostly RL friends and friends-of-friends, with *one* female member who is the wife of one of the male members lol so that wouldn't work for us.

[Enndo]

More and more guilds ive been in lately have alot of girls in them. Most of the time they are better players than guys, especially when it comes to healing.

[Zal]

wow i'd actually leave my personal guild to join someones if they posted that.

[Svpernova09]

More and more guilds ive been in lately have alot of girls in them. Most of the time they are better players than guys, especially when it comes to healing.

I showed my guildies this thread, and I'll probably get hit (or not healed) for this later (being along the lines of women in the kitchen)

But women make awesome healers. Some of the best healers I run with are of the female persuasion.

[falsfire3401]

Heh. Our only girl player plays a rogue. In the past I've been in a guild where the GM was a girl and was MT. But I've also noted that many, many girl players play healers.