Noo..poor van, what type of ppl are you!, on a more serious note ill either have my fun and ebay it for 5 times what i paid for it (which was my excuse to the misses for buying it) or ill drive it till the van falls off the engine, give it a rebuild then wedge it into some old ford (blashphemy i know).

I must be losing the plot, im sure your post said wall of bricks and not cardboard boxes