Poll! I am personally offended by the Warhammer ads on the Curse network because:

1) Across this line, NON WARCRAFT-LOVIN' PIGDOGS MAY NOT PASS!;
2) My first experience painting a Warhammer miniature resulted in Goblin Green in my eyebrows, an X-acto blade through the webbing of my left hand, and a rather damaged self-esteem;
3) Outrage about trivial matters is my default stance;
4) Game ads should be smaller than 8,900 pixels across;
5) Self-conscious about using the noun form of "Waaagh" in conversation.