"There's no way you could have ..." is such a stupid way to start a sentence. There needs to be a mod that detects this and all its permutations and paraphrasings, and replaces it with, "Excuse me, but I am an aspiring cretin and need to rant in a verifiably ignorant way to a total stranger in order to complete my application and receive federal disability funding. Please bear with me while I reduce your confidence in the long-term survival of our species. Message follows:"