I hadn't posted this before on the off-chance that would get it nerfed,
but now that I've finished farming the Red Sword of Courage, it's awwwwwwright.

Want to avoid being covered in proto-splooge?
Just run up the far right lane of the gauntlet, between the chain linked posts and the big open windows.
You can take as much time as you want without worries of getting shot in the head with the white stuff.



edit: Updated with screenshot. If this isn't clear enough for you, then you're on your own.