In this thread, please post your magnificient failures.

Hello, Dual-boxingers. We usually get into talking about how big our rig is, or how 25-boxing Naxx was easy.
Let's go the other way for once. Who is the biggest fail multiboxer you know?
In my case, it's me because we're not very social creatures. I know there are others on Moon Guard, but haven't actually met them.
Summary of Qualifications:
-I just hit 80 last week.
-I raised a DK up to 70 before deciding to stick with the paladin I already had in place.
-I can only do one heroic: Utgarde Keep.To get any useful badge loot (40 badges) I'd have to run Utgarde Keep ten days straight.
-I wiped 6 times on Meathook(heroic), and only beat him because I spammed LHW the entiiiire time and took a runic mana potion and used mana tide totem.
-I wiped on Svala Sorrowgrave twice, but now she is the only boss I can beat in that instance(heroic).
-I thought things were finally going right, because I beat the first three bosses in HoL(heroic), but then wiped on Loken 8 times in a row and didn't come back because of respawns. One of my shamans has under 12k HPs.
-I couldn't even kill the first boss in AQ40.
-My PvP is weak because people can kill me extremely fast, and I'm stuck with my paladin out front since I ditched shaman #5 to make room for the paladin. Once, I one-shotted two people at once (80s from the top guild on the server). Then 3.0.8 changed Elemental Mastery so I can't even use gimmicks to kill anymore, and 4 chain lightnings do about 20% of someone's life now.

I'm sure there's more, but I've depressed you enough. Sorry! I meant to make you feel better about yourself. Anyone FAIL more than Mooni?