Quote Originally Posted by 'shaeman',index.php?page=Thread&postID=166537#post 166537
I can see the tabloid headlines now:

"Naughty Naked Nerd Noshes with (old) Nick"

Err... last time I checked, (old) Nick empties his sack on your floor at the end of every year. Also, I believe he is quite against blowjobs from men.

(Nosh = BJ in UK)