Best hate conversation ever

[Basilikos]

Before I start this out, I need to point out that the guy who started this did so using /say and he specifically said, "REPORTED! ALL OF YOU!" at my characters. He addressed each of my mixed group, so I am entitled to speak to him on every character. Otherwise, some wise-acre would try to tell me I could get banned for doing what I did (which I doubt could happen anyway).

So here goes...

I'm taking my mixed group out of instances a few hours ago when someone starts following my guys back to the quest hub typing, "REPORTED" in /say all the way there. I get back to the quest turn-in NPC, and then he starts with the, "REPORTED! ALL OF YOU!" garbage. There was a crowd gathering, so I spread my characters out and started to dance. I whispered him asking what the problem was and here's how it went (spelling and whatnot has been preserved for your comedic pleasure).

My Death Knight (MDK): What's wrong, now?
Moron: YOUR PL'ING
MDK: What?
Moron: PL'ING
Moron: It not aloud
MDK: Powerleveling is permitted so long as I do not exploit any game mechanics. All I'm doing is running instances.
Moron: it not aloud in WOW
Moron: you cant PL on multiple accounts
Moron: lol
MDK: Perhaps you should consult the Customer Service forums on the official WoW website. There is information there about multiboxing. Also, check the wiki on dual-boxing.com for GM Quotes about multiboxing.
Moron: lol
Moron: your reported and are getting account closure for this
MDK: I doubt that.
Moron is ignoring you.

So I think, "Okay. This is funny. Let's keep going.

My Priest (MP): I'm still trying to figure out what you're upset about.
Moron: your pling and in now allowed in WOW [his typing, not mine]
MP: Dual-boxing is permitted in WoW. Perhaps you should seek out a GM if you're confused about what's going on.
Moron: huh? lol
MP: Multiboxing is not a violation of any rule.
Moron is ignoring you.

Hey - why not keep going? I've got multiple characters.

My Mage (MM): What rule have I broken?
Moron: lol one of teh many rules is that you cant pl on multiple accounts
MM: I'm afraid that isn't correct.
Moron: YOU CAN DUELBOX WOW
MM: Who told you that?
Moron is ignoring you.

I figured that would happen...

My Druid (MD): You know, you really shouldn't verbally bash someone just because you're unable to understand what you're seeing.
MD: Now, are you feeling any better yet?
Moron: you cant fucking duelbox wow
MD: That's not nice.
Moron is ignoring you.

I've got him right where I want him.

My Shaman (MS): I'm not going to get banned for multiboxing, but you're going to get into trouble for that profanity you communicated to my druid.
Moron: so?
MS: It might get you a three-day ban. Enjoy it.
Moron: YOU CANT DUELBOX WOW
MS: You're about to find out differently.
Moron is ignoring you.

The joys of multiboxing. So wonderful.

[mikekim]

classic,

let us know how the "morons" ban goes :thumbsup:

[Basilikos]

classic,

let us know how the "morons" ban goes :thumbsup:

I've already got the email indicating GMs have looked into it. Strangely, this guy has disappeared from the server minutes after it happened, but I'm still able to play...

[Vyndree]

Be careful. He ignored you multiple times, on multiple accounts.

If he were smart (though I doubt, from the conversation, that he has a strong grasp of the rules), he COULD report you for continued harassment and bypassing the in-game anti-harassment /ignore feature by using multiple accounts.

It would've been simpler and cut out the risk to leave it be after the /ignore and let him learn his lesson from the GM's mouth.

[mmcookies]

^ what she said

[d0z3rr]

Pshh harassment? That's hilarious. He was asking inquisitively as to why they were upset. Harassment is exactly what the moron was doing to begin with. Good stuff Basilikos.

[Naysayer]

Why didn't you just ignore him? Especially after he /ignored you the first time? Seems like you're just trying to cause more problems. I would have just laughed and went about my business the first time he spammed like a moron.

[algol]

Is duelboxing where you PVP with yourself? I dunno, I'm a bit too lazy to roll two opposing sides of a battlegroup. Plus, how the hell would you control both groups at the same time?

Also, don't harass the idiots. Report them for harassment and call it a day. Half the people out there have a normalized IQ under 100, true fact. Fighting with them is just silly.

[Basilikos]

Why didn't you just ignore him? Especially after he /ignored you the first time?

Because he was entertaining me.

Seems like you're just trying to cause more problems.

He initiated conversation with ALL of my characters when he addresses "ALL OF YOU" in /say. It's a stretch perhaps, but within the typical handling of multiboxers that we've seen Blizzard use so far. They see characters, not players. They only ban characters/accounts that are involved in bad behavior, not players. He was technically messaging all of my characters as though they were separate entities.

[Basilikos]

Also, don't harass the idiots. Report them for harassment and call it a day. Fighting with them is just silly.

I wasn't trying to fight with him, I was trying to make sense of what he was upset about. It just got funnier from there, that's all.