You like to throw money at a problem don't you, Mr transfer 25 lvl 22 toons from old account to new accounts?

So just buy 5 brand new top of the line Alienware desktops plus all peripherals and put the old computers out for scrap.

Then employ some IT support lackey to reconfigure your WoW setup and help out the economy.

Lastly, remember that a fool and his money are soon parted.