This Sam vs Prepared saga is really interesting, but I think at the end of the story, we're going to find out that Sam and Prepared are the same person. Ellay is "their" brother and they're going on an epic quest to stop Fur from killing Vyndree's fish in her famous fish tank.

It's not a very good plot but it'll make a made-for-tv movie and use a few swear words during prime time and get some publicity. Keyclone will be the sponsor.