What do you do...

[accretion]

Educational consultant

[succulent]

I'm a Terminator.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1463/

Also, I write big famous software for a big famous company.

[Biz]

IP attorney

[Evilseed]

I'm an out-of-work software contractor in Denver. Most of my work has been LAMP, but I'd prefer focus on Database Schema / System Architecture issues.

Need some work? PM me your skillsets pseudo resume!

[DeathRush]

Neurosurgeon in training (resident)

I work like 80-100 hours/week, and my wife hates it when I play wow cause its less time we spend together, I keep telling her its for stress relief, she says I am crazzy...

[Suvega]

Female Actor. You may have seen some of my work, <3 multiboxing!

[Talos]

Im a financial advisor for a independant fincancial consultant, one of the biggest in holland.
yeah we are loving this financial crisis stuf....

[pengwynman]

Technical Support Representative for a program used for insurance estimating. Slightly less aggravating than working as Dell tech support, where you had to teach people how to right-click, and help them figure out where the United States is on a map (not making this up... he lived in kentucky)

[bigp3rm]

CGI Artist. I do 3D architectural renderings. Take the 2D CAD drawings and create life like 3D renderings from those plans.

Let me render your next dream house.

[Quix]

Import/Export & Inventory management for a Swedish Furniture Company operating in North America.