I'm a (wait for it)

Facilities Assistant

Used to make a tidy packet slowly auctioning my soul off in sales (though I would have denied it at the time). Did that for 6 years, now much happier pottering about the office fixing stuff. Good, honest, off-your-arse work. Couldn't do a straight 9-5 desk job again.

Money's shit mind, but that's life it's all about the trade-offs. I look forward to going to work in the morning. That's worth a pay-cut.

Sorry, I do ramble sometimes