Best tell you have gotten while you were multiboxing.

[Niwroc]

This only happened yesterday, was in AV with 4 mages and shaman.

Him: OMG haxor!!!
Me: Haxor? what does that mean?
Him: Your botting!
Me: no I'm multiboxing and if you knew about botting then maybe you would want to check out dual.boxing.com for more info.
Him: you sell those accounts when your done?
Me; No, these are my main accounts now,
Him: common dude, Im not a GM, sell me one of those sweet mages!!! They are uber sexy! :love:

This asshat would not stop following me the entire AV!!! inch:

[jettzypher]

[Me] That's ridiculous. Nobody can play two characters at once.

thats funny...im gonna have to remember that one.

[Ryan]

This is very shortly after I hit 70 with my three shamans. I get a random tell from a level 27 mage.
Randomguy: hey can u lvl my char
Me: What?
Randomguy: ur like da best player on wow
Me: I assure you I am not.
Randomguy: but ur awesome
I was sure it was one of my friends at first, since they've been known to do similar things, but they all swore it wasn't them.
Some of the other classics that I love is this one warrior that tanked some instances for me. He was already in my group and I invited a healer, who immediately goes "Shock1,2,3? WTF?" and the tank goes "Oh, he's bots. But he's cool." Which started a short conversation where the tank insisted that I was in fact botting and that blizzard would ban me for that. Even though he was cool with running instances with me.
And this last story wasn't a tell, but rather vent convo. At the time I was in the second most progressed raiding guild, and the first most progressed was doing a pug SSC. So I got all three of my guys in. The only real problem was that the other guild was a Chinese guild. Probably half of them spoke English well enough to be understood and to understand native english speakers but in vent they were speaking mostly Chinese. So all throughout the raid I would keep hearing "<something in Chinese> Shockone, Shocktwo, Shockthree? <more chinese>". I think they had people continually asking about me throughout the entire raid.

[Naylix]

cheater, hacker, botter and "are you selling them when 70 ?" are rather common and doesn't really annoy me - depends on the attitude of the person, wether I can be bothered to even reply.

I went to IronForge the other day (my first visit, in 63 lvls) on my way to the Dark Portal (still just visited outland for the first time yesterday on this team).

A server transfer dude with, get this: Thunderfury! starts: "what a waste of time!". It took me about 10 seconds to compose a reply, which I then dropped and instead wrote "o rly?" * 5 and popped my Timbermaw trinket * 5 and mounted up on Wintersaber Mount * 5.

I got a good few laughs out of that.

[Basilikos]

I was running around with my Shaman team in lower barrens one day and got a tell from a guy running past, the conversation went like this

Ignorantfool: Cheater.
Me: Cheater? how am I cheating?
Ignorantfool: cheater cheater.
Me: It's not cheating actually, it's called multiboxing, or dual-boxing, go to www.dual-boxing.com to learn more about how legit it is.
Ignorantfool: I know all about multiboxing you cheating **ck
Me: Well, you obviously don't if you still consider it cheating. So get some facts before you blatantly make a douche bag of yourself and spew weightless asshattery to sound like a big tough e-peen obsessed moron
Message not received, Ignorantfool is ignoring you.

I didn't see the point of spamming him with my other toons, it's a waste of time imo.

Thats pretty much the worst that I've gotten so far, most other people are either fine with it and give a "Cool! Multiboxing" or "lol multi". Others seem genuinely curious about how one person can play 5+ toons at once.

Perhaps someone has pointed this out to you already, but I'd suggest you not respond on their level since you're likely to get yourself banned when the GM investigates any reports the other person is sure to have made.

[Ken]

Well .. it's difficult to remember which one is the best, but this recent one is one I found a real 'wtf'.



In short: A guy says I'm a loser because I'm multiboxing, then I ask him why that is so because I have lots of gold or because I can afford 5 accounts and. Then he asks twice if he can join my guild.
I didn't reply to his last question, because I already answered him.

The funny thing is that he reminded me of someone I had put on my ignore list months ago. His name was 'Epicwarrior' ... I suspect it's the same person.

[SilverSlice]

i once had a guy in the area outside sunken temple look at me and wrote in /s ??? will one of you shammys come and heal in sunken temple.
i told him, oo i am them they are me, and neither of me can separete ourself to heal in your group.

he lole'd and ask how come there where five of me,
and i told him, oo i just asked a game master if he could give me 5000 gold
and the game master said nooo, but i can make you five time as irritating and seperated me into what you see infront of you :P

i waited a few min while he lol'd and lol'd some more. befor i told him i where joking and that i where simply put multiboxing aka controlling all 5 of the char's with a keybaord broadcaster program and macro's

i been pretty much lucky with with my realm and those i have done instances/raids with. i been puging onyxia, mc, zg,bwl, and aq20 with various people even tried a horde raid yesterday that failed :P and only one person have done /spite and only two other have considered me cheater/cowered even after i told them its legal blizzard approved. ironicly enough those two, where in the same guild as my main raid rogue "soon to be put to sleep" so i told them to go and wash there filthy mouth with soap its me i am in the same guild as you guys.

[jeffz0rz]

Perhaps someone has pointed this out to you already, but I'd suggest you not respond on their level since you're likely to get yourself banned when the GM investigates any reports the other person is sure to have made.

yea, I thought about that afterward and decided that I was glad he put me on ignore before I could type that out. Since then I've let the lesser hate tells go unreplied to or unanswered... (is unreplied a word??)

[Henke]

This is the best tell I have had MBing....

"Damn your guild has uniforms...@#$% awesome!"
"You know who else had uniforms, the Nazis!"
"Can I join your guild?"

[heyaz]