so your laptop was running 5 instances fine before and now it is slowing down to the point you need to go to your "uncle" *cough, cough* to get him to build you the fastest computer outside of intel R&D.

while your at it, have your "uncle" add a second 280 video card and run it in SLI mode, get yourself a Raid0 with (2x 10k rpm, 150gb hard drives), and with a 750gb-1TB main hard drive to store all the cool videos you will make.

don't forget your monitors, get 2 and at least 24" each.

A system like this should also have a blueray DVD with lightscribe.

Since your not using your limited notebook keypad anymore you will want to go with a g11 or g15 keyboard.

To help make sure there is no lag from downloading porn, get the K1 killer nic.

and finally to protect your "uncles" investment, get a liquid cooling system or better yet a small window mounted air conditioner (doesn't need to be that big) and mount it to the side of a small plexiglass box built around your new space heater.

make sure it has a 1000 w power supply and a ups.

Don't forget to post the pics (of your computer, not you and your "uncle")