Hey don't get me wrong. I am an attractive guy. I have positive self esteem.

But hulking chiseled underwear model? I know my limits. My true beauty is mental, baby.

I did manage to get a Murloc, despite not going to Blizzcon, so that might be where his confusion is

In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept.