Kang to the rescue!!

ok, so last night, Im minding my own business, doing quests, and as usual I see horde lurking by. Now, normally, they dont mess with me, and I return the favor. Yet, this particular 85 mage wanted to prove a point...

He kills my team 6 times, spits on each toon, and yells some garbage which I cant read. (good job for knowing I cant read it tard)

I made two comments in guild chat about it being annoying.

I decided to switch to horde and have a chat with my would be oppresser.

"hey man, you done yet? Id really like to finish my questing"
Oppressor "dude"
"im just curious, should I hearth and go elsewhere and continue to enjoy my game, or am I going ot be allowed to complete my quest here in peace?"
Oppressor "stop fucking using a multiboxer!"
"excuse me?"
Oppressor "dude, its so unfair to play 5 accounts! stop it."
"How is it unfair exactly? because I have a job and can afford it?"
Oppressor "dude I have a job too"
"ok, so go get 4 more accounts, then IF I were 85 and IF I was the one attacking YOU, you could defend yourself."
Oppressor "dude, just stop it, its not fair."
"you mean like an 85 camping a player ~ 40 levels below him?"
Oppressor "I NEVER attack lowbies, cause its not right."
"?!?! sooo what am I to you then? lol. Clearly its not NEVER, so you just lied."
Oppressor "I m keeping you down so you only play one account, so its fair for everyone. Im not going to leave until you call an 85."
"what the? do you know what you sound like? I mean do you actually talk like that? You do realize how biased and opinionated, and highly unintelligent you sound... right?"
Oppressor "im intelligent. hey, at least you came to talk to me."
"well, if you have a problem then I suggest you take it up with Blizzard."
Oppressor "I fully intend to, im screenshotting this conversation. You are only ALLOWED because blizzard gets their $15x5 from you"
"ok, good, let me add this then... what rule forbids you from making 4 more accounts? Did blizzard say no to you? do they say no to anyone? they only allowed me cause I offered to pay for the luxury to not have to deal with unintelligent and overly opinionated teenagers? Do you really believe, and I mean REALLY, believe that my $60 can influence a multimillion dollar corporation?"
Oppressor "dude, just stop, seriously."
"No, sorry, you arent the first kid to want to tell me what to do. when you pay for my monthly subscription, then ill listen, till then... ill keep leveling, and ill look for you when I get 85. :)"
Oppressor"I really hope blizzard does something bout this soon."
"youre right, because this is the first time the subject of multiboxing has come up in the past 7 years... oh wait, its not."
"anyway, are you done yet? May I finish your highness?"
Oppressor "dude just play a single account ok?"
"ok, im sorry to have bothered you with my questing. I'll close my 4 other accounts. thanks for the talk. Are you done now?"
Oppressor "dude"

I logged out and back to my toon, right as I saw Kang show up with..what 5 level 85s? (which im watching on the other client windows.

Kang did nothing more than just intimidate with volume.
So there ya go, all talk, no force, when within a 40 level spread window (apparently), highly biased, opinionated, illogical, and 100% whiney. It cost me about 30 mins of my time... but watching the dude hover in the air, nose to nose with Kangs toons, then flying off, with no more than gesture... pathetic.

Typical grade-school bully mentality. "You're not doing it the way I think it should be done therefore I can abandon all reason and ethics and just grief you." Funny how they whine and /report when you log in your mains and corpse-camp them across entire zones. Or your entire guild does. ;)

If anyone is killing you over and over just ask in guild if anyone is free. Many of us have fully epiced pvp teams and we would be happy to come kill the bastards who harass our members.

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Originally Posted by Ughmahedhurtz

Typical grade-school bully mentality. "You're not doing it the way I think it should be done therefore I can abandon all reason and ethics and just grief you." Funny how they whine and /report when you log in your mains and corpse-camp them across entire zones. Or your entire guild does. ;)

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typically because my personallity is to use patience and logic... typically, I can just wait them out, it costs me 10 mins, and the youngster is bored, moves on. This particular griefer had an erection, perhaps was abused by another MBer at some time, who knows.

When I dont rez, I call it "time out" for the griefer. the longer I make them wait, is proportionate to their age, and anger. The rule of thumb here (in my experience) is 1 min for every year of age, extra 5 mins if ultra angry.
Example: Parenting taught me, a 5 yr old gets punished in time out for 5 mins. That usually does the trick. And a tempertantrum 5 yr old gets 10 mins... done.

Point is, I usually dont request assistance, because I can get rid of them myself... usually. But seeing Kang show up without request... was very plesant to see. :)


Tl;dr - Personally I will rarely complain or am a point of constant need. LoB is a great guild. Nice friendly, helpful... NEVER had a guild like this when with non-boxers. NEVER in 7 yrs.

Little did he know I suck at pvp :)

say it before and say ill again

"16-year old counterstrike kid who lives at home with mum and can't afford to have multiple accounts."

oh one more thing i would still hunt him down at 85 for lolz

Dude!

lol.

Haha, frustrating :p ...i tend to not talk to ppl that "dont like me", i just /smile and /hug or leave :p ...hat off for your try to teach a kid how to behave xD

I had a similar thing last night at lvl 82 with my priests and DKs. An 85 warrior and Hunter came to grief some mage and his.. mage friend, I think. anyway they jumped me when i came to see why the mages were on the floor.. and they both ended up with their faces in the dirt next to them. They then continued to try for over 30 minutes. each time with the same predictable result.

this is the highlight of my day, so you guys can always have me log on to any number of toons and blast them

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Originally Posted by Littleburst

Dude!

lol.

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exactly.. when I saw this whisper back, I knew immediately this conversation was going to be entertaining.

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Oppressor "I fully intend to, im screenshotting this conversation. You are only ALLOWED because blizzard gets their $15x5 from you"
"ok, good, let me add this then... what rule forbids you from making 4 more accounts? Did blizzard say no to you? do they say no to anyone? they only allowed me cause I offered to pay for the luxury to not have to deal with unintelligent and overly opinionated teenagers? Do you really believe, and I mean REALLY, believe that my $60 can influence a multimillion dollar corporation?"

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on this bit i like to say even bliizard supports having more then one wow account under your email how crazy is that!

dude, just play one account ok?

Yeah, Kang's kinda salt of the earth. Course, lots of the folks in our guild are :)

maybe it's just me but every time he said "Dude" I'd have had to reply "Sweet"

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Originally Posted by Knytestorme

maybe it's just me but every time he said "Dude" I'd have had to reply "Sweet"

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Totally

I'm surprised I dont get more hate whispers. On my DK team in random BGs I rape them so badly that most of the time my team never dies.