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"I think that's a Mage skill"
"Do you speak english?" reply-"no"
"brb restarting wow, you look messed up"
"Why are you three people?" (I play five)
Random Guy "how do you all have the same gear?" --I'm wearing all pvp gear
me "lot's of pvp grinding...just like everyone else"
him "Ya but some of that gear only drops once" --I'm assuming he means my trinkets
me "Ya once per run"
him "But it's from a heroic, you can only run those once"
me "...per day..."
him "whatever you duped gear somehow, get it for me or I'll report you...blah blah you're a hacker blah blah..."
me "report away, btw, requesting stolen items and extorsion/blackmailing are against the ToS, multiboxing is not, consider that prior to clicking send on that report :D"
I was amused by the fact that he couldn't figure out that 90% of the players that PvP a lot are wearing nearly identical gear...
There are enough Shamans in here to start a basketball team.
"Are you guys all friends irl?"
And of course, about arenas, just a few weeks ago:
"have fun in the <1000 bracket noob"
I buffed someone in Honor Hold a couple weeks ago, he said something, I responded, can't remember the convo, then he said "You guys are way to synchronized."
HAHAHA same happend to me aswell bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by heyaz
The second i got my 1800 rating i linked him the weapon and shield. secon after i /w him glhf bb kk? he ingored me haha
By a 42 Orc warlock that didn't fare too well against 3x Flame shocks last nightQuote:
L O G L
"What is that skill?"
From an 80 shaman, in the 80s bracket AV no less.
In one BG a mage used mirror image during preparation, then I just spread my toons in cross formation. Next I see in chat was the mage bitching about...
Mage: "WTF! They gave mirror image to shamans too? NERF!"
Me: "Our mirror image is permanent and we cast all the same spell and do same damage as the main toon"
Mage: "WTF! I they even gave you a buffed version :( "
I get a lot of:
- How much do you sell each account for?
I've been around since WotLK, so those tells are getting a little bit less. I think I'm the main boxer alliance side on The Scryers.
I do also get the, "Why are there three of you?" comments, even though there's five of me. That's when I do my spread out macro. haha.
That's great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powerwar
I was running a Male shaman and 4 females following. A guy stopped and laughed saying that "that shaman has is own harem"
I told that was how my shaman rolls.
I got called a chinese gold farmer in AV once.
What addon is that?
Are you all friends?
"how do you do that? i cant alt-tab that fast"
"why do you all have the same name?"
and i got a good little convo that went about like this
(while killing quest mobs, this guy i will call mr. ars beggins killing all the mobs b4 i can reach them ((he is lvl 36 im lvl 10))
<me> can i help you?
<mr. ars> you disgust me
<me> lol
<mr. ars> what are you laughin about?
<me> i disgust you?
<me> major assumptin there that i should care how you feel about me when your killing my quest mobs
<mr. ars> ima report you
<me> GL i already reported you
<mr. ars> for what
<me> griefing... look it up
<mr. ars> they are going to ban you for dual boxing
<me> i seriously doubt it, take a trip to dual boxing.com think youll be supprised
<mr. ars> whatever its not my thing, im going to go lvl my insc
<me> k GL have a good one
I was in the Badge vendor room picking up my shields and very nice Tauren was checking out the team. All he kept saying was " This room is full of win!" LoL
Hehe I gotten the are you all friends/familly one a bunch of time, I was like, kind of, there all my cousins lol.
thatguy - "Why do you have so many girls following you?"
me -"They are my fan club and personal bodyguards?"
thatguy - "you are a prot pally. you don't need bodyguards."
me- "well they protect me from my hawtness. Being a belf is hard on my mirror."
thatguy- "WTF. You serious?"
me - "dude no. check out dual-boxing.com. Everything you need to know about multiboxing."
That was a convo I had when I was running my horde belf team of male prot pally, 3 female mages and a female priest. I remember the WTF You serious question almost knocked me off my chair. The rest of the conversation pretty much went on to explain what multiboxing was. I didn't mind spending a little time explaining it to him cuz he made me laugh.
I was farming boars last night on my new 4 lock/druid team last night in Goldshire. Another guy in the area started laughing and said my team looked like a train. I responded by making the /train macro on each of my chars real quick and started hitting the key while I was running around dotting everything in sight.
Next thing you know that guy starts following my team around doing the same thing and we're eventually joined by 2 other people by the time I rounded up all the quest mats. It's one of those "special" moments that only a 5-man team seems to spark.
I had just gotten to Borean Tundra and a lvl80 belf started following me on a drake. I didn't notice at first since I had ground mounts but sure enough I look up and he's there hovering. After a while he's joined by a few other 80's hovering on their drakes and I think to myself "let the harassment begin"
I say "yes?" and they all come down and start saying how kewl it is that I'm multiboxing and proceed to ask tons of questions.. then I get the one I'm sure you've gotten.. "how do you pay for 5 accounts?" "it's only 75$ a month" ... "But you had to buy vanilla, BC and WOTLK x5!! that's a couple hundred $$" ....I'm sitting there with my 5man team .. keep in mind that I just started playing WoW around March of this year and this team will be my first toons to 80..
I'm sitting there looking at these fully decked out raid gear 80's (with gear envy) and realize that they are probably my daughter's age (either in junior or high school) and the only answer I had for them is "I can pay for all of this because I have a job"
OK I realize that its not exactly what the OP asked but it is the funniest incident I've had.
Been almost a year since I was boxing my pally & 4x shaman.. got plenty of the "reported" "wtf?" "why are there 3 of you?" "you have your own basketball team" "cheater/botter/hacker/whatever" comments.. but perhaps the best moment came last night.
I just arrived to Thrallmar in Outlands with my 5x lvl 58 death knights.. fresh out of the dk starting zone. A new guildie flies over to see how I've got 5x guys with the same name all playing.. I say watch this as I leave town to show him a 5x dk meatgrinding killing spree of orcs & boars just outside town.
Totally unexpected when I get past the gates of town, a lvl 80 hunter lands and wipes my team easily.. I was dead before I realized what happened. I corpse rez and make it to the gates, heal up, and watch as the hunter hovers on his drake just outside Thrallmar, tempting me to leave again..
I tell my guildie to watch this.. he's a lvl 67 boomkin druid hanging back in town.
Sure enough, the lvl 80 hunter tried taunting me a little too close, and one of my first 5x death grips in rotation isn't resisted while ripping his ass off his drake right into my chains of ice and about a dozen town guards. A few other lvl 60-65 horde in town get a few shots in while between 5x chains of ice, 5x obliterates, and my guildie's roots.. he drops dead. Fool tried to fly away twice but the 5x death grip rotation was enough to keep him close even though he resisted a couple.. was definitely one of those moments to make me smile.
I get the av all the time Oh noes its the lock train. Then the all the time how you do that what are you using. Like everyone else i get the lvl one whisper me your a damn cheater im reporting you for cheating and cussing at me. All i do is lol ignore. This got to the point and got tired of it that i use spammenot addon now and block anything below lvl 50. So my message says when you grow up and reach lvl 50 then you can cuss or talk to me then until that time please move on and gripe somewhere else.
While questing with my Alliance team I got this whisper:
"Can u teach me how to duplicate char"
I replied:
"You just have to buy multiple accounts, then you can have as many identical characters as you wish"
Back when I used to teach Seed of Corruption 101 in Stormstrike AV, and multiboxing was still foreign to the common player.
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"How many pallies do you need?"
"Got enough locks?"
"Get out of my %#@$^* way you DK boxing noob!"
<uneducated> "How can you afford 5 accounts?!?"
<me> "Boxing is my anti-drug, I spent more on smokes before I quit than I spend on WoW now."
<snootyplayer> "Bots"
<me> "Idiot"
<snootyplayer> "That's not nice!"
<me> "Neither is calling me bots."
<snootyplayer> "Not you, those 4 following you."
<me> /facepalm
<Rtard> "Let me join"
<me> "Party full"
<Rtard> "No it isn't, there are only 3 of you"
<me> /spread macro
<Rtard> "Kick out one of them and let me join."
<me> "Go play in the street."
/ignore
Here's one I just remembered, from an AV:
"So how many asians are you paying to follow you around"
Shoulda reported him for racist remarks!
Just got a new one today...
Them: You multiboxing fag!
ME: What r u jealous?
Them: NO
ME: So y r u following me?
Them: So I can report you
ME: Go ahead and report me, I like the Drama
Them: So how do you do it?
ME: it takes talent something you don't Have!
Them: OK your right I suck at just one toon and I cannot do even 2 I tried and I failed!
ME: goto www.dual-boxing.com
Them: Thanks I will.
Them: You Rock!
So if you are this person and you made it to the forums, Welcome to our world!
Here we go, some of my favorite screenshots from haters:
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4273/haters1.jpg
Level 1 alt after an Eye of the Storm
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9966/haters2.jpg
Just hearthed back - sounds like someone was having a bad day
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2568/haters3.jpg
I am disinclined to acquiesce your request.
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9990/haters4.jpg
Loot QQ from the "best druid on the server!"
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4585/haters5.jpg
From a 2200 MMR during our 1200-1800 night.
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5048/haters6.jpg
Apparently I need to be more discrete when I "duel box"
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/428/haters8.jpg
He was really butt hurt over me beating him to one of those kegs
One of the more simple ones:
"Im with him!"
Made me smile.
That's awesome. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Seldum
Hehe... I remember you in your cross formation in IF one evening after we had a discussion about multi-boxing and you were jumping your slaves in pairs and people were just surrounding you asking for buffs and stuff :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Powerwar
I started my 5 man on Argent Dawn last night and was playing around with them in the starters area and another person was just looking at me asking me what the hell was going on :D
A bit later on, I had just killed some battleboars and was running back past a troll shaman who just looked at me and sighed.
Random passerby in Dalaran.
"Zamok, How much do you pay those women to follow you around"
I've been toying with making a small skit or something to play with when people are nice - I've had a few requests to show off, people like seeing my team kill, when I'm out questing or doing dailies, and I get a lot of random tells because of my guild name, "Cake Or Death" (Eddie Izzard sketch, if you don't know, YouTube it, it's hilarious). I was thinking of one going "Cake or death?" and then having alternate responses from the team depending on what they say.
Hmm. Maybe I'll make a new guild for the next team, call it "The Spanish Inquisition", and macro them all to say "NOBODY expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Did'nt somebody here have a magic show, or something, that they did?
LOL. I have a Flag :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gadzooks
Yesterday, on my mixed team (Priest, Mage, Druid, Shaman, Warlock) I hit my buff hotkey on a random person.
So they get Fortitude, Spirit, Intellect, Mark, Thorns, Water Walking, See Invis and Unending Breath.
Their response is, "Don't you dare buff me."
I'm like, "Why not?"
Them, "I don't want to associate with account sellers".
Me, "This would be a very horrible way to make money, accounts and subscriptions cost more then you'd get probably, besides I love my toons."
Them, "There's no reason to play more then one, unless you're selling."
Me, "Whatever"
Them, "So and So is ignoring you".
One of my alts added them to the friend list.
So six months from now, if I'm off of their ignore list, I can have all my toons whisper that I'm still playing and haven't sold anything. If I even bother.
Right after I got my 5th Swift Magic Broom and used them in Ironforge a guy came up to me and said:
Waaow you only need 2 more and you´re able to start a Quidditch team :D
Quidditch (is the game they play in the harry potter series)
I put the funniest thing I'd ever heard down in my sig. It was right before BC came out (I think) that I started my first 3 man druid team, The Hansons and I was in the Barrens, about day 2 or 3. Some guy says, "Are you guys brothers?" I couldn't stop laughing because that exact same line is said in the movie that my characters' names come from. Their awesome pic is below. :)
Last night in Aion, I was running my 6 Gladiators and someone came up to me:
"hmmm"
"Octomom"
Didn't know they could count? LOL fail !Quote:
Originally Posted by Nisch
I had one during the weekend, running around in Eastern Plaugelands.
Him: "Nice group, how do you control all of them?"
Me: "Using a program - see www.dual-boxing.com for more info"
Him: "Isen't it expensive???"
Me: "Define expensive? Compared to my wife its not."
Him: "Lol"