Worst character names you've seen

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05-29-2009, 02:19 PM
falsfire3401

Worst character names you've seen

We recently had a good thread going on best character names you've seen, now how about one on worst character names you've seen?

I'll go first.

I used to be rogue class lead and overall recruitment officer for my old L60 40-man raiding guild. It was sadly funny how many applicants I rejected without even reading their app fully, after seeing their toon name on line 1:
* Rogue named "Nightrouge"
* Paladin named "Omgwtfpwnd" (this was back in the day where if you wanted to raid as a pally you were holy and you healed. No ifs ands or buts. So him "pwning" anything was out of the question. Not to mention we didn't want any 12 year olds in the guild that acted like 5 year olds)

That and every variation on "Legolas" I've ever seen for night elf / blood elf hunters.

And for that matter any rogue with either "rogue" or "rouge" in their name.
05-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Enndo

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.
05-29-2009, 03:57 PM
Zal

Gwenstefani

i wanted to kill this person
05-29-2009, 06:42 PM
d0z3rr

Any iteration of Legolas
05-29-2009, 06:43 PM
EaTCarbS

Any iteration of Sephiroth, Arthas, or pwndk.
05-30-2009, 01:26 AM
Yamio

For me, hands down the absolute worst one was on Earthen Ring back in 2006. A level 2 Dwarven female named Thundertwat ran through IF. I wanted to slap the hell outta that kid.
05-30-2009, 05:21 AM
Ughmahedhurtz

I don't have any particular peeves except for where "ur" is obviously used in place of "you're" in the name.

Generally, my rule is that if I can imagine a 12-year-old pimple-thug typing it to feel superior to someone else in an AOL chat room or counterstrike/halo game chat, you automagically get on my ignore list. I have far too little time to waste it trying to crash-cart someone's two remaining non-pot-addled brain cells into some semblance of having been a part of the information age.

Though I think the worst one I've seen recently was the level 80 Death Knight named (you guessed it) "Deathknite." And people wonder why Literature isn't an elective.
05-30-2009, 11:55 AM
Tdog

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Enndoh',index.php?page=Thread&postID=205637#post2 05637

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

uhh...dude. Robin Williams and Matt Damon are both famous actors in America. I doubt they are the real ones.
05-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Enndo

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Tdog',index.php?page=Thread&postID=205759#post205 759

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Enndoh',index.php?page=Thread&postID=205637#post2 05637

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

uhh...dude. Robin Williams and Matt Damon are both famous actors in America. I doubt they are the real ones.

They are real. look them up they are on mug thol horde side, and yes both of them are anoying trade spammers.
05-30-2009, 02:50 PM
Malekyth

Human pally named Draculla. Ohhh, the creativity!
05-30-2009, 06:40 PM
mmcookies

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Originally Posted by 'Malekyth',index.php?page=Thread&postID=205786#pos t205786

Human pally named Draculla. Ohhh, the creativity!

I hope his guild was "What is a man"
05-31-2009, 11:15 PM
Stealthy

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Enndoh',index.php?page=Thread&postID=205637#post2 05637

Well I can think of a few, Robnwilliams, Matdamon, both hunters, ANYONE who uses their real name like first and last LOL.

Actually, considering these were the two main actors in Good Will HUNTING, thats kinda funny.
06-01-2009, 02:43 PM
valkry

There's a priest on my server named "Tastyheals" /facepalm!!
06-01-2009, 05:37 PM
Gomotron

I have an acquaintance on Bronzebeard-US with a priest named Youwantheals and a hunter named Youwantkillz.

8|

Of course I personally have a level 1 Gnome Mage named Idiotstick.
06-01-2009, 05:40 PM
aboron

[quote='valkry',index.php?page=Thread&postID=206086 #post206086]There's a priest on my server named "Tastyheals" /facepalm!![/quote]

hopefully he doesn't take offense to your dislike of his name choice: [url='http://www.dual-boxing.com/forums/index.php?page=Thread&postID=40315&highlight=tasty heals#post40315']Aussie Multiboxers[/url]
06-02-2009, 05:39 PM
Phanes

Frostitute
Gameover
Bulshitt
Bacondrapes
xxxbish like Eriksbish or Johnsbish
Deangermouse
Lunchtime
Snacktime
Rtard

I could remember more if I really thought about it.
06-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Knobley

On my server (Velen) there is a group of 4 gnome DK's that run around together called Eeny, Meanie, Miney, and Moe... Those are pretty horrible names.

However, I rarely play them.
06-02-2009, 07:28 PM
Caspian

I played with a kid named Xboxfreak - that was stupid

I have a level 1 gnome named Hotforsanta that I would dark rune to death on Greatfather Winter's lap every Christmas, until I was copy catted to the point it wasn't fun any more.

Quote:

On my server (Velen) there is a group of 4 gnome DK's that run around
together called Eeny, Meanie, Miney, and Moe... Those are pretty
horrible names.

However, I rarely play them.

lol
06-03-2009, 06:17 AM
Los

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Knobley',index.php?page=Thread&postID=206386#post 206386

On my server (Velen) there is a group of 4 gnome DK's that run around together called Eeny, Meanie, Miney, and Moe... Those are pretty horrible names.

However, I rarely play them.

n1 :)
06-03-2009, 12:06 PM
Tdog

Vagpounder
Kockmasta

basically any stupid name with words for private parts