Looking at getting into heart surgery

Printable View

03-27-2009, 05:14 PM
Coltimar

Looking at getting into heart surgery

I ran into a guy the other day who drove sweet looking black Porsche. I was talking with him and he said he is a heart surgeon. Here is my question to you (sorry if someone else already asked these)

I know that you need to make a cut and be able to suture, but where should I make my first cut if say I wanted to do coronary artery bypass grafting? And is there a place to get free tools? There are a few people I intend to practice on but I would like to get going right away and don't really have time for med school. I read the wiki and all the guide, and watched all the videos and searched for how to do coronary artery bypass grafting but nothing came up.

Please help!! The anesthesia is wearing off I think and I'm afraid this guy is going to come to soon.

P.S. I will post this message in several other sections, to make sure it is seen.

k thx bye
03-27-2009, 05:26 PM
Svpernova09

ROFL 10/10.
03-27-2009, 06:18 PM
Jafula

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Coltimar',index.php?page=Thread&postID=190201#pos t190201

There are a few people I intend to practice on but I would like to get going right away

Are you taking referrals? I know of a few more people you could practice on...
03-27-2009, 06:27 PM
Kayley

Very nice. :P
03-27-2009, 08:57 PM
Sajuuk

Test subjects are.... ^THAT WAY!

Good laugh, thank you.
03-27-2009, 09:07 PM
Moorea

You made me smile after (I should say during; it's not over; just taking a short break) a terrible day at work ! Thanks a lot
03-27-2009, 10:52 PM
Gares

lol thats some funny shit!!
03-27-2009, 11:17 PM
Zal

wow that awesome. Theres a few idiots on my server you could practice on.
03-28-2009, 12:20 AM
EaTCarbS

Very Nice. :thumbsup:
03-28-2009, 12:38 AM
Wilbur

HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).
03-28-2009, 02:18 AM
Moorea

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Wilbur',index.php?page=Thread&postID=190307#post1 90307

HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).

That would be hazardous - very nasty implosion
03-29-2009, 02:21 AM
Multibocks

Oh man, this is great!

edit:

Seriously, did you even try cutting and then suturing? I know you will probably ignore my advice, but I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Superfluous arteries in the patient's body are grafted to the coronary arteries to bypass atherosclerotic narrowings and improve the blood supply to the coronary circulation supplying the myocardium (heart muscle). It's that easy.
B. Are you sure you read the wiki?
3. Any questions?

I stole that from wiki btw.
03-29-2009, 04:00 AM
Zal

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Wilbur',index.php?page=Thread&postID=190307#post1 90307

HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).

rofl