My visit to haterville (GameStop) yesterday:
Me: How many copies do you have in stock?
Him: Those two you have.
Me: All you have is two?
Him: Yea. How many did you need?
Me: Four.
Him: You know 4 people that want to play the game?
Me: No. I play them all myself at once at the same time.
Him: Well, that's stupid.
Me: I'll take my business elsewhere then. Nice sales strategy, bro.
/walksoutofstore
Went to the next closest store and snagged all 4 copies. No questions asked from the wage slaves. :)