Funniest thing ever said about your team?

I have a bunch of funny SS i need to post. Lots of grieving

Leveling three new Druids one evening, just doing the entry level quests.

Go back to turn them in and this guy next to me starts"

him: You're a bot!
me: No I'm not
him: Yes you are, just admit it!
me: Maybe you're a bot pretending to be a human
him: I'm not a bot! I'm reporting you!
me: Cool, are you going to write one complaint or three?
him: I dunno
me: If it was me I would write three.
him: Damn! These bots are getting better and better.
me: Why thank you and have a nice day.
him: ummmmm... you to?

Too much fun.
Usually I help others in the starter areas or give out free gear from running so many instances.
People cannot believe I am giving out dungeon greens without asking for something in return.

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Originally Posted by Duess

I was running around Hellfire around lvl 61-62 with my 4x Shaman team when someone messages me "REPORTED!". I replied back with the standard "k" response. He messaged me again calling me a cheater and a bunch of other fun and insightful stuff. After a few minutes of responding "k", I look at what guild he's in and amazingly he's in the same guild as my main.

So, I log over to my main and put a message in guild chat...

[Guild] Hey XXX, can you stop wasting your time reporting my shaman?

I had like 4 people go "???", ">.>" and "huh?".

He was like ... "That was you?!!?!?"

Me ... "About that cheater comment and everything following that ... "

Him ... "Oh, yeah, sorry about that..."

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Hmm, I recognize this situation.

Well I was in kinda the same situation, except that my main character was IN the same guild (as Rank: ALT)
(On my teams my Main is in the guild (Parasites) and my Slaves are in my own guild (Schizophrenics).)

In /g I pointed him to the Article I posted on the guild forum about multiboxing explaining everything.
He still gave me shit like cheater/bot/goldseller in /g but suddenly stopped when realized that my Main in the guild was actually an officer and I am the Admin/owner of the GuildForum :)
Needless to say that guy left the guild shortly after :)

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Originally Posted by Ualaa

Today, during dailies, at the Neutralizing the Plague quest, my team helped a pair of players do the quest.

They stood there with me, and alternated which of them would click their potion.
As I did the same, but with two of five doing potions.

Even with twice as many mobs, it was a pretty easy quest.
My pally tanked for both groups.

Pretty sure the warlock and boomkin in question are not anti-boxer now.
They both said thanks.

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While leveling my Shammy (solo boxing) I had some elite quests in Dragonblight. So I logged my 80 DK grouped and took some random guys along to kill the elites.

They didn't realize that I was boxing, and said afterwards, " That was quite convenient of the lvl 80 to log on the moment we needed him on and helping us :)

I just smiled and we did a AN run later which went so so.

I think the best ones thus far for me are the hyper negative ones..

Let me list them in order.

1) Wow you really are a F**king loser arent you! Christ you cant play one so you play 5 really poorly. <Warsong> We ended up winning because I capped the Flag 3 times lol The guy that was saying that eventually /afked out after everyone was telling him I was carrying him

2) How much is that a month you must have more money then you know what to do with.
(Typical answer is I dont pay for Wow accounts I own my own business so I use the Wow CC to purchase stuff I need to do my job) I currently have 82,000 points lol

3) Wow GG Nerd hope you had fun grinding heroics one character @ a time
-Me well I run heroics by myself..
-him What wow thats super lame you must have no life what so ever
-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though
-Him umm well I live at home so GG me have a nice day...

4) Wow thats pretty cool Make them...
dance wave divine storm ect ect ect

Thats about the common ones I get. I think i play on a mean server lol

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Originally Posted by blbjtb

I think the best ones thus far for me are the hyper negative ones..

Let me list them in order.

1) Wow you really are a F**king loser arent you! Christ you cant play one so you play 5 really poorly. <Warsong> We ended up winning because I capped the Flag 3 times lol The guy that was saying that eventually /afked out after everyone was telling him I was carrying him

2) How much is that a month you must have more money then you know what to do with.
(Typical answer is I dont pay for Wow accounts I own my own business so I use the Wow CC to purchase stuff I need to do my job) I currently have 82,000 points lol

3) Wow GG Nerd hope you had fun grinding heroics one character @ a time
-Me well I run heroics by myself..
-him What wow thats super lame you must have no life what so ever
-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though
-Him umm well I live at home so GG me have a nice day...

4) Wow thats pretty cool Make them...
dance wave divine storm ect ect ect

Thats about the common ones I get. I think i play on a mean server lol

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I get the 4th one all the time while leveling my paladin team.

During WG

"OMG how did you make all the guards follow you?"

That's good, Diwa.

Random guy in Dalaran!

"HEY MATE WTF......
me=?
Iam gona report you if you dont tell me how you did CTRl +C those shamans.....
me= No way iam never going to tell you that =D
I have 20 ppl whos reporting you right now for CTRL +C those shamans enjoy your ban
me= hehe
"random guy is ignoring you!

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Originally Posted by blbjtb

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-Me Actually I own my own house have a beautiful Fiance whos a Doctor and I drive a 2010 Bmw 650 ci Im sure you are probably doing better than I am though

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Even though I rarely respond to haters, I love that last part.. just priceless.

I had a guy getting onto me the other day, telling me about how much of a waste $75 was, told him I wake up and piss $75 every morning.. he finally ended it with "well, I collect exotic cars, you play wow. that's it"

and I was heartbroken.. he was right, if I only had $75 more per month I could afford all those cars...



or not, since I'm convinced he's about 17 and just has a dupont registry subscription. and none of the cars.