Karaoke-Boxing Short v1: The Grand Ole' Opry, Starring Zin!

Figured I'd get this Country one out of the way since you guys actually voted for it...and Zin always said it needed more zin, so here ya go! ;D

Based on Brad Paisley - Online(Funny even without the parody ;p)

Ingame

He works down at the Pizza Hut, and he drives an old BMW
His SO is also a man, he's 5 foot 3 and underweight

He's a Google fanatic, a mild fursuiter, and he's never been past second base
But there's a whole 'nother him, that you need to see, go check out the IRC

Cause iiiii-i-ingame he's out in Undercity, he's 10 boxing 8 comps and thinks he's damn good
His lead's a priest of holy, his clones are nubby locks and he love a good glass of goatmilk

It tuuuurns girls on that he's mysterious, He tells them he don't play the Expansion serious
Cuz even on IRC's slow day he could have a two-way, chat with Gurb about his poop chute
He's so much cooler ingame, so much cooler ingame

He gets home, and kisses his SO and he fixes Zin a "snack"
And he heads up to my attic bedroom, and fires up 8 macs

In real life, the only time he's ever, even been heard onair
Is when he got roasted by WoW insider, to play guest in the Fail Parade

Iiiii-i-ingame he lives in Undercity, he invites for The Zerg he's never been in Outland
He's 60 and he's rich and he's got a set of 6 boxed, alts that could gank your main

It tuuuurns girls on that he's mysterious, He tells them he don't play the Expansion serious
Cuz even on IRC's slow day he could have a two-way, chat with Gurb about his poop chute
He's so much cooler ingame, yeah so much cooler ingame

When you got his kinda comps it's hard to find a plug, least he doesn't need heating
But he clones a bunch of times and he's got another Zergling, everytime he logs innnnnn-ihi-innn

Iiiii-ingame he's out in Undercity, he's 10boxing 8 comps and thinks he's damn good
But even though he still pays he hasn't even tried to play, let alone run Outlaaaand
He's so much cooler ingame, yeah he's cooler ingame
He's so much cooler ingame, yeah he's cooler ingaaaaaaaaaaame