This really made me laugh

A story for all the Brits out there - don't know whether the slang has gone international yet but we have a 'underclass' of uneducated illiterate idiots in the UK commenoly referred to as chavs:

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'A teenager was greeted by a display cabinet instead of a taxi because her 'Ali G-style' slang confused a series of phone operators. The girl hurriedly dialled directory inq­uiries to book a taxi from her home in London to Bristol airport, using the cockney rhyming slang Joe Baxi. But the operator told her they were unable to find anyone by that name. Seething, the youngster snapped back: 'It ain't a person, it's a cab, innit.'

'The operator duly gave her what she asked for and put her through to the nearest supplier of cabinets, Displaysense. 'Look love, how hard is it?' she fumed. 'All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?' The sales adviser told her £180. The tantrum-throwing teenager quickly left her address details before ringing off. The next morning, rather than being picked up by a cab, the young woman had the cabinet dropped off

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- The Metro

needs more innit!!! :P

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Da teenaga wuz greeted by da display cabinet instead hof da taxi coz ha 'ali g-style' slang confused da series hof bone operators. da bitch hurriedly dialled directory inq­uiries to book da taxi from ha turf in london to bristol airport, usin' da cockney rhymin slang joe baxi. but da operator told ha dey wuz unable to chek anyone by dat name. seethin, da youngsta snapped back: 'it ain't da main geeza, it's da cab, innit.' 'the operator duly gave ha wot she asked fe an' put ha through to da nearest supplia hof cabinets, displaysense. 'look bone, how ard iz hit?' she fumed. 'all I dig iz ya cheapest cab, innit. I need hit fe 10am. how much iz hit?' da sales advisa told ha £180. da tantrum-throwin teenaga quickly westside side ha address details before ringin off. da next mornin, ratha dan bein picked up by da cab, da young biatch had da cabinet dropped off. Is it coz I is black?

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/11/cab_innit/

I linked this in IRC yesterday. Quite funny.