So it was a night like any other.
I was preparing to run some sites (I had just plexed that day and needed isk), when someone mentioned they had an absolution.
I'm a bit muddy on what happened next, but somehow we lost a falcon to the absolution, and when a deimos went in to kill it, a fleet started landing with "guardians and a bhaalgorn and t3s."
I wasn't sure what this meant, but I did notice that it was Jaded and co. A quick check of a certain :backroom channel: revealed that they were in it as well.
I asked for a scout to see what fleet they had, and got a slightly better "3 guardians, bhaalgorn, proteus, absolution.....something.....something."
I figured this was takable, and told people to start forming up and to prepare for pew. Unfortunately, we had one pilot trapped by their fleet which was camping the hole in between us:
their fleet/c4 <--> c3s <---> our home
I asked in aforementioned :backroom channel: if they would be so kind as to let our trapped guy come formup with us, but unfortunately said guy had already jumped. He ended up getting killed and podded before their FC/contact noticed what I'd asked in the channel.
I told them no biggie, just give us time to get him back in and get formed up.
After a while, and thru some discussion, we managed to get everyone except Rahmiro (who "had to go do something" when I started asking people to form up) formed up in either doctrine or close enough ships.
Total Tally:
Maulus
Scimitar
Ishtar
Osprey Navy Issue (thank god they never shot this, it had almost no tank, but the pilot had nothing else)
Myrmidon
Tengu (ECM)
Loki (webs/arty)
3x Basilisk
Bhaalgorn (held in reserve because our wormhole connection was reduced)
Crucifier
and myself multiboxing:
1x Vulture
2x Basilisk
6x Gilas
(we had a lot of ventures and inactives back in home, since the fleet was a generic standing fleet, lots of alts bloat the displayed fleet numbers)
Initially, they had wanted us to warp to them since we had a slight numbers advantage, but I preferred not to do this as we would land in a pre-setup bubble with me boxing 2/5 of our logi and 2/3 or so of our dps. I'm pretty good at multiboxing pvp, but having to drop drones, assist drones, AND focus on FCing WHILE repping people sounded like a really bad idea considering how high a proportion of our fleet I represented.
I explained this briefly, and their FC agreed to "change their tactics slightly" and then they'd warp to us.
They warped in initially at 100, with the following fleet comp:
2x Absolution
1x Bhaalgorn
1x Dominix
1x Eos
3x Guardian
4x Proteus
1x Sabre
1x Tengu (presumed ECM)
1x Crusader
http://i.imgur.com/UTsn5GF.jpg
I immediately started by focusing one of their abso's (assumed links) who rapidly dipped into 50% armor before pulling reps. I follow with an EOS which went down much slower initially, but still dipped to 55% or so before beginning to pull reps.
Even thought it wasn't much of a threat, I figured the cost, high sig, and lower resists on the bhaalgorn would make it a good target, however it was bricktanked to hell and back, barely getting it's paint scratched to 90% armor before pulling reps.
This entire time, they were doing nothing but shooting drones and firewalling. The warriors from my vulture, my hammerheads, my infiltrators, a gecko from the myrm (RIP brave gecko) were all being genocided at a steady rate.
Fortunately, this drone genocide was not happening with anywhere the speed needed to deplete the deep drone bays of the gila (100m3, 2 drones at a time, I got 5 full flights), nor were they instantly destroying the drones themselves due to STRONK GILA MASTERRACE DRONEZ.
Luckily, this also meant that they were dealing absolutely no dps to any of our ships, so the fact that my basilisks were entirely useless for the entire fight (I was so busy dropping and assisting more drones I couldnt do more than glance at my basilisks). Also, a random bomber showed up and was bombing periodically, doing absolutely nothing to the drones but being annoying.
As a side note, I believe our dps was reduced because we had no more than 50% of our dps on a target at one time, since half the drones were burning the 60k or so out to them when they were dropped while the other half were dealing damage/dying.
I swapped target to a tengu, and he rapidly ate shit, followed by a dominix that slid towards hull quite quickly before catching reps. With a few well placed jams, I managed to blap another guardian before their entire fleet warped off.
We lost a maulus.
We posted a GF in local, but in the private chat I had with their FC, he mentioned "it's not over yet."
Since they were so nice as to wait patiently while we formed up, we waited patiently about 30m or so for them to sort their stuff and prepare to fight again. I took this opportunity to restock my gilas which were down to 5-7 drones each.
The second round, they came in directly at 0 on us, and it was brief, but violent. This time, they brought an extra proteus, a nestor, and I believe refit their dominix for more tank and RR.
Rahmiro decided to show back up in somewhere in between here, and brought a nanogila to the fleet.
Unfortunately, due to them being on us directly at 0, we had no issues applying our dps, and we had our bhaalgorn on field with us to counter theirs(shield bhaal > armor bhaal fyi). While a few of their ships were barely able to catch reps, through rapid switching through their guardians, and some lucky jams from our awesome ECMGU (seriously, we need more of these, shield ecmgus have beast range and actual jam strength vs lolarmorecmgus) I was able to shred one of their guardians.
I went to blap their nestor, but right as he hit low armor he jumped through our wormhole.
The rest of their fleet started bailing, but I secured a point on the dominix, and finished him off.
The wormhole went crit as a few of our guys jumped back through to chase down the nestor, and the basilisks and my gilas remained on the other side so we didn't collapse it.
GFs were posted, and right about then my isboxer setup chose to freak the fuck out, with my computer screens flashing black and me losing control entirely of my gilas.
After rebooting isboxer and relogging a char, I managed to fix things, and noticed the chat from their FC was flashing. I checked it and saw he was congratulating us on a gf, I wrote the same. He asked if he could get free passage back home for his ships, and I agreed, except for the nestor. He mentioned that he WAS the nestor. I thought it over briefly, and went to key up and tell people to let it go when someone called a scram on it on comms.
I mentioned as much in the convo, but said that we'd let his pod go. I relayed this over comms, and a few people grumbled, but listened. Rahmiro took this opportunity to spout off about "who am I to tell him what to do" - I responded that I was the FC and he will listen or be next. He intentionally shot the pod, then told me over comms "fuck you, there, he's dead."
I permabanned him from comms shortly thereafter, and he is no longer in the alliance. If you have a problem with fleet or FC, take it up after the fleet, and NEVER disobey the direct orders of the FC.
I apologized profusely to Billy, and sent him literally all of the isk I had left in my wallet (not much, I had plexed earlier) as a sorry. Luckily, he said it was nbd, and that he was glad we had a GF either way. (Mad props, and you're a chill dude Billy).
http://i.imgur.com/uDDPXVw.png
We ended up having to deal with the crit hole and other stuff later, but that's another story as my time is short IRL.
http://rgrol.eve-vippy.com/killboard/related/304/ <--fight
http://rgrol.eve-vippy.com/killboard/kill/305/ <--nestor
MAD props to The Natural Order for taking the fight, bringing the fight, and being generally awesome good sports about the whole thing.
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