How to Troll in EVE

I wanted to share this fail because it ended up with a good laugh.

So I'm in BC and decide to take on Loki and Maller.
Sadly it turned in to a 1v4 and I lost my ship. Paired with mistakes I made during.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLlirKEZSI


So in route back home I notice a large Ice mining op in lowsec. I check market. Nothing close enough to fit something for the task. I didn't want to leave it go with out scaring the hell out of them. After wards they saw I was in a 1 man corp and cussed me out lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XJ9luVsrWo

Least I saved them money on coffee

lol. if you actually had combat ships coming in, they would be very dead.

slowest reaction time ever haha

Lol that was good. What did you say in chat. I can't read it watching on my phone.

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Originally Posted by gibsonus

Lol that was good. What did you say in chat. I can't read it watching on my phone.

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"gogogo jump jump jump. For god sake don't jump the carrier first this time!"

lol followed with "April fools" after they are warped off. I wish I kept the recording going. They were all sorts of mad