First up, beta vecter
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First up, beta vecter
I......
...cannot wait to see the final production.
i second MiRai's comment. This is going to be a great IRC project.
I'm shocked that I've actually made the cut...
I have a feeling you're going to play a role equivalent to a janitor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley
Must be an inside joke, cuz I don't get it.
Those who don't often visit IRC may be out of the loop, but my understanding is once you see the actual end product it won't matter. Hell, I'm in IRC everyday and I'm pretty lost on this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Multibocks
that's the magister outfit on that .. thing.. isnt it?
SVPER versus The DINOMAN
Written By
Damian Marcrum
Based on the wild adventures of SVPERNOVA09 and my wild
brain
THE FIELD
DAY 1 0600
GURB / MIRAI / SVPER
FADE IN TO A LARGE OPEN LUSH
FIELD, SVPER STANDING WITH THE
SUN CRESTING BEHIND HIM, CAPE
FLOWING IN THE WIND HIS TRUSTY
BFF MIRAI DIGGING THROUGH THE
CORPSE OF A SNICKERS MONSTER
SVPER
Who the fuck forgot to pay the
power bill?!
MIRAI
One of your dad's probably...
SVPER
There comes a time in every mans
life when he shuts the fuck up,
and I am thankful that today is
that day.
ENTER RIGHT GURB
GURB
Will you Asians stop butt
fucking and doing math, we must
go see the wise wizard Vecter...
SVPER
Aye, we will ride hard and fast,
we will make like my 2 dads,
bareback!
THE PARTY RUSHES OFF TO TOWN TO
GATHER THE REST OF THEIR PARTY
GATHERING THE TROOPS
DAY 1 0900
MIRAI / SVPER / GURB /
THE GROUP ENTERS A RUN DOWN
TOWN, WITH AN INN AND A WEAPON
SHOP ON THE MAIN STREET
SVPER
MiRai, head to the weapon shop
and fetch us the armsman Ashley,
we will need some extra fire
power on this mission and
possibly someone to talk the
enemy to death.
MIRAI
Fuck that noise, I have to get
to the store and get a few
snickers and it's buffalo
chicken sub month at subway.
SVPER
I guess that leaves it up to you
Gurb, you must fetch us
Ashley... Gurb... GURB! Where
the hell did he go? How am I
suppost to lead when all my
raiders are mildy retarded...
SVPER HEADS INTO THE WEAPON SHOP
THE INN
DAY 1 0930
GURB / MUFFINMAN
GURB ENTERS HIS ROOM TO FIND
MUFFIN MAN STANDING IN HIS
UNDERWEAR TALKING ON THE PHONE.
THE FAINT FLICKER OF ASIAN POO
PORN PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
GURB
Oh dear
MUFFINMAN
Don't act like you're not
impressed.
GURB
Listen, we are headed off to
Vecters Poo Palace to get him to
turn the power back on at
Svper's house. You should come
along, we could always use
another chick on the
adventure...
MUFFINMAN TURNS AROUND AND MOONS
GURB, EXPOSING THE GOAT
MUFFINMAN
Touch it
SCREEN FADES WITH GURB SMILING
THE WEAPONSHOP
DAY 1 09.40
ASHLEY / POYZON / SVPER
INT OF SHOP HAS ASHLEY TALKING
WITH THE SHOP OWNER POYZON,
SVPER APPROACHES AND HEARS THE
CONVERSATION
ASHLEY
dude, check this one out
ASHLEY HOLDS UP A PHOTO OF AN AV
SCORECARD
and check this out
ASHLEY PRODUCES ANOTHER
POYZON
oh shit, thank god you're here
Svper, this kid has been showing
me AV screenshots for 13 hours
straight. I am just trying to
unload some shit from this box
of dicks and he wont stop
touching me...
SVPER
Ashley, put your panties on, we
have a mission.
ASHLEY
No shit, can i bring my ten
hunters? PEW PEW BOOM BOOM
SVPER
how about you just come?
ASHLEY
i thought you would never ask
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BY W.H.
PLAYS AND CAMERA FADES OUT AND
INTO THE STREET OUTSIDE OF THE
SHOP
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
DAY 1 1000
ASHLEY / GURB / MIRAI /
MUFFINMAN / SVPER
THE PARTY GATHERS ON THE ROAD
AND BEGINS WALKING TOWARS THE
WIZARDS DOWN THE ROAD
SVPER
ok, who's healing and who's
tanking?
MIRAI
i'll tank
SVPER
i harldy call what you do
tanking, more like flopping
MIRAI
thats what she said
GURB
I'll heal, i just got chain
heal!
MUFFINMAN
yeah you did... put me in dem
chains sexy man
ASHLEY
you wanna know how i know you
guys are gay? (pause 3 seconds)
cuz your dicks taste like shit
SVPER
(facepalms) well at any rate we
are at the border of the might
Vecters land, tread carefully,
as he dislikes homoeroticism and
yet keeps 34 choir boys in his
bedroom...
THE SKY CHANGES TO DARK AND IT
BEGINS TO SNOW - A WONKY LOOKING
CASTLE LOOMS IN THE DARKNESS
THE LAND OF VECTER
DAY 1 1900
ASHLEY / GURB / MIRAI /
MUFFINMAN / SVPER / VECTER /
VETER
THE PARTY CROSSES THE BORDER
INTO THE NEW REALM
A LOUD VOICE BOOMS AND VECTER
APPEARS
VECTER
OFF MY LAWN!
SVPER
oh shit!
VECTER
ALL OFFICE FURNITURE 45% OFF!!
MIRAI
...wut
VECTER
MEASURE TWICE CUT ONCE
ASHLEY
holy fuck this guy is old, but I
have seen older, my friend the
other day owns a dealership.
this one time, i PEW PEW BOOM
BOOM and then I wrecked everyone
GURB
muffinman, if we dont make it, I
just want you to know... your
sister is hot
MUFFINMAN
i love all your dads
SVPER
Oh wise wizard, we seek power
for the house of svper, alas I
cannot photoshop cats onto my
genitals without the aid of
power
VETER
what you seek cannot be found,
place your pants upon the groun
MIRAI
is that some sort of riddle?
VECTER
show me your balls
THE END
I need to get to practicing my voice acting skills!