Ahhh satisfaction. <3 pvp servers.

(Story time! I loves mah stories)

So there I was on Wednesday night, my shamans all glowing with their lightning shield/windfury weapon, sitting AFK infront of a tree. In the middle of cooking dinner my fiance yells out "You're getting attacked!" to which I reply "mmmm oh well". I finish up making dinner (Chicken and bacon carbonara for those interested, was so tasty) and sit down to see two of my shamans dead and an alliance sitting dead infront of me.
me - "Uhh .... what did you do?"
her - "Mashed 2."
me - "Grats, you can now multibox"

A few quests later and I had dinged 57, so I decided to take my herd of cows to EPL for some questing fun. Before WPL/EPL the only pvp I had partaken in was in STV at about level 35, against 3 alliance who logged 70's to come back and camp me so I wasn't too overjoyed at the thought of being camped again.
As I got to the outskirts of the neutral town in EPL a 70 rogue in what looked to be T6 jumps off his mount and stealths behind my cows. Time to leg it!
I spend as much time as possible in the town, repairing, sorting bags, clearing out old quests, buying reagents. I know this rogue is still waiting for me to come out to gank me, so I decide to fly to UC to hand in a quest. 10 minutes later and I'm back in EPL with 40% of the level to go (RAF is crazy..), and now it's time to start farming annoying mobs to release the spirits of some dead guys. Joy!

One of the things I forgot to get, being an ele shaman with crazy (At the time) mana regen, was water! So I've cleared out the camp, twice, and need to drink. Nom nom nom along comes a mage who's first thought is to frost nova me. Wrong!
Pop Elemental Mastery, for those that don't know next damage spell is 100% chance to crit and free and I have the tallent to increase crit damage done by 100%, frost nova wears off and que lightning bolts. For someone my level they would have been dead in 3 hits, alas this was a 70. 2 got resisted and 3 went through, so he's now sitting on about 1/4th HP. Blinks away, iceblocks and his paladin friend starts healing him up.
That doesn't go down too well with me, so I start charging my lasers at the paladin, who promptly bubbles and runs. At this time the mage is on full hp and mana (evo) so he decides to have another shot at me. It's funny to see a mage try attack when he's been hit with 5 earthshocks, followed closely by 5 lightning bolts.

Mage - 0
Zapcows - 1

This is the first time I've attacked someone who shows up as ??. Such a good feeling to know that they are most likely regretting attacking the lowbie.

Questing along, I need 4000 more XP to ding 58 so I grab a quick quest (which turned out to be on the other side of EPL ... running quests, oh how I hate thee) and notice the mage running straight for me again. So I pretend to run away, looking backwards on my main until he's close enough to twoshot. Elemental mastery earthshock to the face then a lightning bolt to follow up.

Mage - 0
Zapcows - 2

Luckily he died right next to the graveyard, so was instantly back up and trying to gank another horde standing next to me.
And then he fell over

Mage - 0
Zapcows - 3

And gets back up again, in range of the guards to sit and drink.
At which stage I get bored and go run off to complete my quest and head into outlands.
I'm not a big fan of PvP, but when it happens it's so fun multiboxing it! I do believe I'm going to need to set up a macro at 70, which casts Elemental mastery, natures swiftness then either chain lightning or lightning bolt (depending on player numbers) and yell "Pain train!" then do /train.
So corny, but bloody hell the amount of damage you can do is rediculous.


Share your stories of pvp funness which has left a potential ganker running for the hills.

When I was 62x4 and at the summoning stone a 70 priest was trying to kill me, I fend him off and he ran los. Then a minute later he was on his flying mount, so I started attacking and he tried to fly away, but his hp was dropping quick. He presssed his shield button and dropped down to his death, as he was just flying away from the citadel. xD

You know, at 70 world pvp doesn't sparkle anymore as a elemental shaman boxer. :P If I am attacked, things die, but that's about it. Nothing funny happens anymore. :<

i got loaded up on by a ?? mage when i was in loch modan, but i was on my way to uldaman, so i think i was around 40-42, im pretty sure the mage was 55+ and on his way to brd or brs, but i managed to drop my totem sequence before the pyroblast went off, and then i just unloaded lightning bolt volleys until he died, i figured around 75% were resisted but he still died while none of my girls did.

i laughed my a$$ off at this one, i was flagged cause i had come back from badlands, and i was almost going afk, lucky i didnt.

i think it was around 55ish where i almost stopped fearing 70s

A 70 priest kept messing around with me, mounting up, running in and fear bombinb me and just putting a few dots up then running away. I could only get a few casts going before he went out of range. And he kept slowly kiting me to the horde town thrallmar (im 60/61). But I'm not that stupid to aggro guards. So he keeps edging into range then out again, every once in a while getting hit with a CL. Finally he got two close, I took 3 steps forward and EM + CL, dropped him in 1 hit, and the 61 priest standing 5 yds from him who got in the way lol.

I was running out of Hammerfall in Arathi Highlands......hmmm, level 38....one still 37 with my 5 cows. Out of the corner of my eye I see a Draenie Paladin ride up on me. Stuns, then 2 shots my trailing shaman. I stop, swing around and start casting LB's. He 2 shots another one of my cows......he's now at 1/3 health. LB one more time, w/ ES, w/ lead shaman just about dead, now I'm also totally out of mana. Too bad, I was just next to the GY, he runs right over, still rezzing in to finish me off. Down 2 guys w/o enough mana. Took a 57 2 rounds to do me in. Jerk off thought he had an easy klill.
I wrote his name down; I'm looking forward to seeing him again.

I have a team on thaurissan PV server and on Aman'thul both x5 shaman teams both at lev 64 both with same gear. I leved the PVP ones first but then stopped as I was getting harrased every time i left a city or base to do anything there was a 70 horde owning me...not just 1 bot 5-8 of them. The issue on thaurissan is that the ratio is 6-1 horde and i play ally. That leaves ALOT of bored 70s flying around and why i stopped playin gon pvp server.

PVE server is quieter there far more kiddies thuogh that emote out online and generally run up heaps of BS to you in wispers and iin town. Solid 50% is my fault for "showing off' and post stuff on forums, which i have stopped doing. I even use exodar now.

That being said i have had a bit of fun on AT in hellfire chiling between the 3 towers being capped. a 70 ZA+ resto druid came at me and was spamming moonfire on me. I dropped 5 grounding then x5 crit chain lightinings and the game was over, this was at 62.

I play on a PVE now because I don't like random PVP all the time, but I don't mind killing if someone happens to be flagged. I came upon some 70s attacking Allerian Hold when my shaman team was 62. Long story short, without taking so much as a single hit on my guys, there was a dead 70 in a few seconds and his buddies were mounted up and flying away.

I was heading into Arathi Highlands for the first time and I was about halfway to the friendly alliance base. Two horde were running past me, one was a ?? and the other a hunter who was red to me, so he was at least 5 lvls (?) higher then me. I was totally not ready, and in fact it was the first time I had met any horde as of yet. They started attacking me so i attacked back. When it was all said and done there 7 corpses there, we had all killed each other. A mage happened along as I was rezzing myself, he kept "lmao" over and over again and telling me how sweet that was, he had run up just in time to catch the end. I had to ask him what lvl the ?? was. He was I think 11 lvls higher then me at the time.

Well last night was interesting.
Doing some quests in Hellfire on my 58's while talking to Tasty, and chatting in guild about how the universe hasn't imploded yet when along comes a 62 s.priest and 63 mage.

Up until then I'd left every alliance alone (except one warrior who stood watching me for too long) so I didn't think anything of it. Next thing I know 2 cows are dead and the others are on no hp.
Release, run back, res and oneshot the mage. Chased down the priest and killed him.
Mage gets back up, heals to full then tries again, dies to an EM earthshock to the face.
Gets back up again and keeps harassing me by running in and AoEing as the priest comes in and fears.

Now I haven't had much practice PVPing on these guys, not to mention I'm around mobs higher than me, fighting guys higher than me while being feared/frost novad all over the shop.
I lose 2 cows again, and kill the mage with the priest running like the prick he is.
Lo and behold the mage gets up and runs off (100% mount vs my 60%), constantly running back just out of range of frost shock and trying to bait me towards the alliance guards, as I was over the alliance side of Hellfire doing the destroy the cannons quest.
After about 5 minutes of him almost dying, iceblocking, blinking and running away like a girl I get bored and make my way back over to Thrallmar, stopping halfway to log out of One and log in on my rogue.

As I get there tasty lets me know that a 4/5 brutal glad hunter is looking for my cows. After a bit of flying I find him outside Thrallmar, with his priest friend below.
I don't pvp on my rogue, but have done 4/5 MH and 5/9? bosses in BT, so I'm not that badly geared but have 0 resil (pvp gear ruined world pvp, nerf it!). 4 hits and this hunters gotten me down to 1/5th hp. Priest was sitting there dotting me up while the hunter was going to town on me, so I died relatively fast.
Got another rogue in the guild to come give me a hand, and this guy PvP's :). While the hunters waiting for me to res up he kills a horde mage and starts tryign to kill a lock, but failing.
Res and kill the hunter then chase down the wanker priest (I really really hated that priest by now).
Hunter res's as far away from his corpse as possible, mounts up, does some emotes and flys off. Comes back after a bit and instantly starts ganking lowbies running out of thrallmar, only to be greeted by 2 stealthed rogues.

After a while of him dying (granted he managed to kill me once :() he was begging for Tasty's help. Apparently absolutely raging all the while.
Ended up with him logging out and me going to clear Hyjal on my priest >_>

I have quite a few good PvP stories, especially now that I've been in outlands for awhile... The best stories are the idiot 70s that think because you're a lowbie you can't even hurt them. I've killed more full epic (T5+/S3+) 70s on epic flying mounts hovering within LB range, ele mastery + LB + CL = insta death even on a 70 with >10k HP and resilience. I've killed at least 4-5 full epic 70s this way.

Also when I was 60/61 so many epic 70s thought I was easy pickings at the HFP contested areas...I killed a ton of 70s and got marks of thrallmar from them, only ever lost 1 shaman once.

Now its even worse...I'm 64, in terrokar, the spirit towers for auchindoun go up for grabs, and since I have the quest to cap one, I go to the nearest one and park myself in front of it, facing outwards, drop 4xhealing/1xmanaspring, 5xtotem of wrath, 5x staggered tremor totem, and 5x grounding, and sit and wait. All the other towers are slowly being capped by alliance so I know they'll come eventually.. My tower is the only "horde tower".

So, all of a sudden a hunters mark appears on my head, and then a hunter appears a ways in front of me, sends his wolf at me, and starts shooting my main. Hes in T5 gear (or the equivalent pvp gear). He starts hitting my main, I hit a quick lesser healing wave healing my main to full, then spam a LB + CL on him (no elemental mastery or anything) which takes him down to about 40%, one more LB with a couple crits and he goes down. I was going to leave then but I thought "what the hell this is fun" so I refreshed my totems and killed the hunter again and a 70 epic priest before I let them have the tower so I could go back to questing :D

Tons of stories like this because I've killed so many 70s since I hit outland. I can't even imagine how much of a badass wrecking ball I'm going to be when I'm 70 in full s2/s3. I mostly just leave alone people my own level unless they interfere with my questing or gang up on me...was doing an escort in the shadow tomb or whatever in the bone wastes and coming up one of the hallways theres 2 shamans and a druid all 1-3 levels above me, that started casting...I didn't even wait to see what they were going to do, I just dropped 5x grounding and then started a LB/CL on the druid, killed him instantly and both shamans were half dead, killed them with 2 more sets of LBs. I'm sure they were like WTF? Also killed a +4 mage in one of the arakkoa areas that tried to shoot me from the treetops. He hit my main with a fireball so I dropped 5x grounding totems, looked around for a bit, spotted him holding back slightly on the top of a platform...so I turned towards him with my shamans and then spammed my CL key until he peeked over the edge and BLAM, insta-kill. Bet he was like "WTF was that??"

Multiboxing in PvP is a total blast (literally and figuratively) :D