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Zite83
07-28-2008, 06:10 PM
So I did my first day on the job.. Its 2-5 weeks training.. But all that I cared about today was that I get my own cubical! Yeah..! I am so happy.. I have always wanted one.. I turned in my grill, fryer, and heat lamps for a desk, chair, and 3 walls! YES! Can't wait to put multiboxing pics on my walls! Also this is my first job since I was 16 (now 25) where I get to sit and do my job! You are free my feet.. you are finally free! :D

Oatboat
07-28-2008, 06:24 PM
dont worry... your cubicle shall become your adversary very shortly.

Besides that Congrats man :)

keyclone
07-28-2008, 07:28 PM
ok.. i just have to :D

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/dilbert_cube_ropes.gif

http://www.queenlake.com/images/dilbert-cubicle.jpg

Skuggomann
07-28-2008, 07:48 PM
Sooo wnats the job?

Heenan
07-28-2008, 08:27 PM
Now you must combat the gaining of 70 lb. that comes with it...

Eteocles
07-28-2008, 08:36 PM
Not to mention the glaringly boring beige/gray colors most cubicles have...combined with piss-poor, mass-room lighting that blinds you eventually..coupled with tiny little woman chairs whose backs aren't meant to support a fullgrown man's back...oddly enough I wouldn't trade a job I can sit at a computer all day for the world ;p

Farleito
07-28-2008, 08:45 PM
Now you just need to get the accessories...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/thecubes.jpg http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/cubicaller.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mug.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mat.jpg

Zite83
07-29-2008, 06:56 PM
2nd day was just as awesome.. Funny thing about this morning was.. My phone starts ringing... I first jump out of bed.. like who the hell is calling me this early.. look at the phone.. it says "Alarm"... Thought to myself.. why is my alarm going off? Ohh yeah I have a job now.. :rolleyes:

Ellette
07-29-2008, 10:54 PM
lol That's the n00b Zite I know and <3 :P Can't wait to get you back on WoW tho so I can bombard you with macro questions! XD XD

Bradster
07-30-2008, 08:52 PM
Depending on how many new people you meet in your cage a day, I’d be careful posting any pictures. I have an office; lots of students come see me for password resets. I once had something very small on my cork board on the overhang of this desk. Wasn’t even that big. The first day this guy with a nerdy lisp came in and saw it, then started asking me questions. I didn’t mention I multi-boxed didn’t want to risk my job over some nerd rage or something. But we started talking about wow. He spoke very loudly and with a lisp. People started looking at me, while he’s telling me about his mage.

Needless to say without anyone understanding what he is talking about I look like some of secret D&D master or something. After he left I took it down.

Never again.

I played it off that I tried some game for a day that he was really into and he started going on and on about it. I didn’t understand what he said myself (pretending).

Just saying it could happen to you!

Ellette
07-30-2008, 11:39 PM
Are you kidding? That's the sort of thing Zite would revel in :P Although... I highly doubt he'll run into too many nerds at his new job lol He was telling me that on his 2nd day of shadowing someone with 2 other people, the other 2 people were asking how the guy was copying and pasting stuff without the mouse and how he was flipping through windows so quickly XD

Klamor
07-31-2008, 12:16 AM
the only thing i can think of rite now is that movie.... Office Space

when he unscrews the wall of his cubicle and just lets it fall into the middle of the hallway

or

the comercial for WoW - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-43Cu_3TQ3g&feature=related :D :D :D

Tamu
07-31-2008, 09:27 AM
Grats on the new job, Zite!