Eteo's "People are Stupid." thread.

[Eteocles]

I'll add to this as I get more fun whispers...for now, here's today's Darwin Award Winner.
Btw, FYI: The line above my patting her is her spitting on me without provocation.
http://home.comcast.net/~gotnks2/WoW/ONOES.jpg

[Chrysanthe]

HAHA... stupid indeed!

[kllrwlf]

It's funny that a lot of people think that we do this to sell accounts.

I always respond, if I was doing something against the TOS, I definitely wouldn't be sticking out like I am right now.

[Marathon]

OMG !!! I swear that Every kid under 13 kids thinks that i am selling accounts when they see me multiboxing. It is hillarous ...

[Basilikos]

OMG !!! I swear that Every kid under 13 kids thinks that i am selling accounts when they see me multiboxing. It is hillarous ...

No kidding - that's every other comment I get! "You gonna sell the accounts?" NO! NO NO NO! Although it's been better lately, most people pick up on what I'm doing when my characters buff them up hardcore.

[Groovy]

/spits I ignore, if there that callus, why bother. They obviously have issues.

[Chranny]

So...Are you selling? xD
Serious hate boxers gets sometimes. :< Makes sad pande me it does.

[RadicalPi]

If this is the "People are stupid" thread, what's next? The "Water is wet" thread? Circles are round? Pie is yummy?

[leukos]

I know it would never work, but I'd pay a couple dollars extra to get onto a Warcraft server that was 18+. I wouldn't even mind if it required stopping by a Notary. Blizzard could even get the parents involved by making the server unfit for children - allow the toons' underwear to be taken off (.. gasp !!! ...). It could even be a permanently ban-able offense for streaking thru the cities.

[Chrysanthe]

I know it would never work, but I'd pay a couple dollars extra to get onto a Warcraft server that was 18+. I wouldn't even mind if it required stopping by a Notary. Blizzard could even get the parents involved by making the server unfit for children - allow the toons' underwear to be taken off (.. gasp !!! ...). It could even be a permanently ban-able offense for streaking thru the cities.Seriously, leukos ('http://www.dual-boxing.com/forums/index.php?page=User&userID=1925'), this does not belong here..

[Tasty]

Seeing that picture makes me cry...

[Kaynin]

I had an near -exact- same whisper once also resulting in a ignore.

Except I attempted to explain what I was doing after she ignored me from another character, to which the person replied "Oh my god! You knew I ignored you yet you go around it by whispering me with another account! Reported for abuse!"

So I just just "Ahem... You knew I was multiboxing, so I believe it was you who failed to ignore all my characters in the first place. ;p"

After that I couldn't bother anymore with it as it was clearly starting to go downhill. :P But yeah, some people are just -so- stubborn!

[opt]

The Account seller question gets this response from me:
I work 50 hour weeks, do you really think the 200$ i get from selling is that important to me

[Anjuna]

-_-^

[Eteocles]

Okay some backstory...I show up at Dun Modr...get my quests and move into town. Couple druids who were sittin around screwin around outside town come over and not only aggro everything in sight but try to snatch half my kills. First line out of this kid's mouth was some insult involving clones followed by "how do you do it?" 'Do what?' "Make clones?" - I resisted saying /cast multi-shaman...funny as it would, the stupid tend to take you seriously ;p Last thing I need is reports, havent' had any yet. So, I just tell him it's multiple accounts and move on further into town...getting up to the Inn building, he runs up and demands that I invite him to party. 'Party's full in case you hadn't noticed, sparky :P'; I keep going, and this is the lovely whisper I receive:

http://home.comcast.net/~gotnks2/WoW/ONOES2.jpg

Yup. People're stupid.

[Taffy]

What a potty mouth!

[Chrysanthe]

Well, you should have reported him for swearing and calling you an a-hole....

[Fleecy]

Over the months I was getting pretty angry at all the stupid comments but lately I'm finding it amusing. There probably isan't any abuse I've not heard and that I don't have a logical, legitiment answer to. But a week ago I came accross something I've not experienced yet.

I was in SW and I got a whisper from a DF (idiot); "reported for selling accounts!" To which I replied with the usual stock standard response. He whispered "Reported" followed by /ignore. I whispered him from one of the other characters and explained in a polite manner what I was doing and how I was doing it, and that its an accepted practice according to Blizzard on the WoW forums. He hurled some abuse at me and then /ignored me yet again. At this point I was getting a tad pissy myself so from yet another one of my girls I whispered him. After a few minutes he said I have hacked his computer and removed myself from his ignore list and thats why I was still able to whisper him. He said he was now reporting me for hacking and key logging.

I'm still LOLing over this idiot.



EDIT: It surprises me how often people will overlook the last 2 letters of my characters names and assume they are spelt exactly the same. Often its not until I point out the spelling difference that people realise. In the mind of a DF (idiot) it probably goes something like this: WTF? They all look the same, they cast at the same time - BOT / HAXORZ. Closer look WTF?! They are call called the same name "Torr...." HACK! ACCOUNT SELLER! CRY WOLF! CRY WOLF! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! /whisper Torrla BOT! REPORTED! /ignore Ah... a sense of self satisfaction, I have self policed Azaroth and rid the world of yet another farmer / bot / account seller. Now I shall go PUG an instance and ninja lootz and call the Tank / Healer / DPS a nub who can't play their class. Then my mummy and daddy will kiss me good night and tuck me in bed with my blankie and read me a bed time story. Oh oh oh... I hope its the one about Big Ted, you'd like that one wouldn't you Little Ted?

Ok so I got a little off the rails on that last comment :) LOL

[Eteocles]

rofl oh wow Fleecy...

[Chrysanthe]

Which, somehow reminds me of this thread's title: People are stupid... LOL
And this one indeed mastered that!