How to Troll in EVE

[Bradster]

I wanted to share this fail because it ended up with a good laugh.

So I'm in BC and decide to take on Loki and Maller.
Sadly it turned in to a 1v4 and I lost my ship. Paired with mistakes I made during.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLlirKEZSI


So in route back home I notice a large Ice mining op in lowsec. I check market. Nothing close enough to fit something for the task. I didn't want to leave it go with out scaring the hell out of them. After wards they saw I was in a 1 man corp and cussed me out lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XJ9luVsrWo

Least I saved them money on coffee

[EaTCarbS]

lol. if you actually had combat ships coming in, they would be very dead.

[Crayonbox]

slowest reaction time ever haha

[gibsonus]

Lol that was good. What did you say in chat. I can't read it watching on my phone.

[Asterix]

Lol that was good. What did you say in chat. I can't read it watching on my phone.

"gogogo jump jump jump. For god sake don't jump the carrier first this time!"

[Bradster]

lol followed with "April fools" after they are warped off. I wish I kept the recording going. They were all sorts of mad