You know you game too much when...

[thinus]

...you are editing a document and you try to move the cursor with WASD.

[PyrostasisTDK]

yelling out boom headshot on campus isnt too good either.

CAmpus police arent very game knowledgeable

[Diamndzngunz]

Ohh no's you have started a you know when thread...

[Marathon]

When you tell your friends you have to go home because your getting wife agro.

[Majestic_Clown]

sending text messages to your friends with "LFG/LFM the Pub 10 mins"

[The IT Monkey]

When you get a shitty birthday gift from your grandma and think, "That's okay, I'll just shard it for the mats."

You are done with work for the day and start looking through your bag for your hearthstone.

Your buddy hands you a fresh drink at a bar and you immediately sit on the ground to drink it.

A homeless person walk by and his stench makes you wish you had more "nature resistance" against his AOE.

You see your boss yelling at a coworker you like and you try to taunt him off her.

Your boss is yelling at you and you fall to the floor and play dead so he will go away.

Yellow exclamation marks turn you on.

Yellow question marks turn you on even more.

You are not gay but this man makes you hot:
http://www.blacktable.com/images/0509pics/lesko/leskobig.jpg
Not only are there yellow question marks but he is in PURPLZ.

You carry both a carrot and a crop in your car but not for sexual reasons (well, not entirely sexual).

You're pissed because not even fed-ex can get you your computer parts in an hour and you call them up to ask them to "just put it in the guild bank".

The days of the week go: Sunday, Monday, Patchday, UI-Fixday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

You've ever tried to cast a silence spell on your mother-in-law.

Or a banish.

You're non-gaming friends or family ask you what's new and you have nothing to say to them that is not WoW related.

You still have the back-door key to a house you lived in five years ago but you save it just in case you need to go get some greens for an alt.

This one is a TRUE STORY:
A friend of mine has cancer... he has died quite a few times while getting treatment. After one of these episodes he had some short term brain damage which cause him to stutter for about a week. When it started to pass my brother's girlfriend looked him straight in the eye and said "I'm glad your rez sickness is clearing up." We laugh about that to this day.

[keyclone]

http://solidice.com/bitmaps/smilies/lol.gif

[Gurblash]

When you lose power during a raid, get your converter for your Cigarette Lighter in your car. Take your laptop and sit in your cold car during a December snow storm so you can finish the raid.... and get no loots :(

Your wife comes and sits on your lap in a very sexy teddy... and you have the nerve to tell her to wait cause your Tanking Kara *doesn't she remember your raid schedule?! yesh*

[bugilt]

This should be a 'you know you multibox to much when' thread.

I had just logged off my Shamans and got on my mage. I kept looking behind me to make sure the others didn't get snagged on something. The feeling that I am still multi boxxing seems to last for a few mins.

[Eteocles]

The days of the week go: Sunday, Monday, Patchday, UI-Fixday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
For me before DA quit raiding that would be: Raidday Raidday Patchday UIFix Day Late-UI-Fix-then-Raid-More-Day DayIDontPlay QuestAllAfternoon&EveningDay...lol


You're non-gaming friends or family ask you what's new and you have nothing to say to them that is not WoW related.
Sad part is this's true...I've got little to say irl(you wouldn't think it here) cuz of that ;p Nothing else important really happens lol

My "You know you mbox too much" submission:
You know you multibox too much when, while simply chatting in IRC or while playing any non-boxing game, you keep habitually hitting the Pause key before chatting. I think my record is like 6 times in a row while talking in IRC and randomly thereafter after a particularly long afternoon of questing lol

And since SOMEONE WILL EVENTUALLY SAY IT!
You know you game too much when you make a "You know you game too much when..." thread ;) It happens in EVERY "You know you..." thread of any game ever.

[Gallo]

Your wife comes and sits on your lap in a very sexy teddy... and you have the nerve to tell her to wait cause your Tanking Kara *doesn't she remember your raid schedule?! yesh*

Ouch man, Ouch. This very same thing happened to me (What, do they think we play too much or what?) and I pushed the keyboard aside and left in the middle of a SSC raid. I was just another DPSer, but the ole Raid Leader didn't like me too much... until I told him why I left ha!

[zanthor]

Your wife comes and sits on your lap in a very sexy teddy... and you have the nerve to tell her to wait cause your Tanking Kara *doesn't she remember your raid schedule?! yesh*

Ouch man, Ouch. This very same thing happened to me (What, do they think we play too much or what?) and I pushed the keyboard aside and left in the middle of a SSC raid. I was just another DPSer, but the ole Raid Leader didn't like me too much... until I told him why I left ha!As a GM and raid leader, I would demand proof.

[Gallo]

I've used the "BRB - Sex" notification a couple of times myself. lol

LOL "BRB - Sex, should be only 3-4 mins... tops"

[Gurblash]

Lol yea, there was no cuddling that night. Quick and Dirty get in get out get the job done. Clean up really quick and back to the Raid. Not sure what she would have been more pissed about, no cuddling and getting the job done fast... or just a flat out turn down. Either way she slept alone and pissed that night... But we got phat lewtz

[hxc]

sending text messages to your friends with "LFG/LFM the Pub 10 mins"if it's a rough pub don't forget the "300+ res" at the end ;)

[Los]

Lol yea, there was no cuddling that night. Quick and Dirty get in get out get the job done. Clean up really quick and back to the Raid. Not sure what she would have been more pissed about, no cuddling and getting the job done fast... or just a flat out turn down. Either way she slept alone and pissed that night... But we got phat lewtzrofol.. you are twisted :P

[Zaelar]

You try to los someone by hiding behind a lamp post.

[Klamor]

You are still afraid of the dark so you cast an AoE spell in each room you pass by on your way to bed