Karaoke-Boxing(Abandon all sanity ye who read this thread)

[Eteocles]

Boredom at work on a slow friday afternoon + desire to make wow movies = Music parodies made up on the spot:

The Real Lead Boxer

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the lead boxing alt please stand up
I repeat: Will the lead boxing alt please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you ain't never seen a boxer before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Zin and Ellay just burst in the door
Started dottin your ass, frostshockin' some more
deathcoilin before chain lightning ya

It's the return of the, oh wait no way, yer kidding
he didn't just focusfire what I think he did, did he?
And the Xzins say: NOTHING YOU IDIOTS, the Xzins're dead, locked from non-payment!

Infamous GMs love multiboxes,
Legal legal legal Eteocles, I'm sick-a him look at him,
Dancin around IF, castin his you-know-whats
Innervatin at you-know-who,
Boomkins're so cute though!

Yeah he's probably got a couple-a screws up in his head loose,
but it's no worse than what's goin on in the arena rooms
Sometimes you just wanna get in pvp and let loose,
but can't, yet it's cool for a group of 5 to gank lv30 noobs
(My pet is on your corpse, my pet is on your corpse, and if you're lucky I might even let you mount your horse)

And that's the message that we deliver to lil noobs
And expect 'em not to know what a multiplexer does
OF COURSE they're gonna know what multi-boxin is,
by the time they hit lv40 they've been to the forums(haven't they?)

We ain't nothin but players, well, some of us're assholes, gankin people repeatedly like maniacs
But if we can gank unfairly in levels and numbers, there's no reason that a mage and another mage can't /assist
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote, boxers set your /follow clones, sing the chorus and it goes:

I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Some noob don't gotta buy extra accts to run instances,
WELL WE DO, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about the LFG?
Half you pugs don't even understand me, let alone invite me.
(But Zin, what if you raided, wouldn't it be weird?)
Why, so you guys can just deny me Tier, blame me for wipes and be total dykes?

Dondiego better switch me charas, so I can raid with Oathbreaker and Ebola
And hear 'em argue whether it's a server first.
Lil punks never put us up on Wowinsider, "yeah they're cute but I think they're botting illegally, hee hee"
I should download their podcasts on mp3, and show the whole world how they're biased against those like me

I'm sicka you little general posters, all you do is ignore me, so we've been sent here to correct you
That there's a million of us just like me, who box like me, roll a whole group of 5 like me
Who gear like me, who walk cast and follow like me
It might be the next big game thing but not quite for ye!

I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

We're like a head trip to watch what we do, cuz we're only doin things that a normal group could do with a voice chatroom
The only difference is I got the means to do it alone, and I ain't gotta waste time LFGing at all
I just log on and run it, and whether you like to admit it, I just ran it better than 90% of you pugs out there
Then you wonder how there's more boxers showing up daily, it's funny
Cuz at the rate we're goin when WoW's 30, you'll be the only person in an MMO soloing
Everyone else's boxing, you're Lookin for More, and whisperin, cuz this whole soloin' thing isn't workin

And every single person has a Multi-Boxer lurkin, could be workin at Blizzard, /spittin on your noobie priest
Yer in town, chainhealing, dancing like you don't give a fuck, with your totems down and spell effects up
So will the real lead boxer please stand up, put one of those totems on each alt up
And be proud to be not runnin pugs and on your own, ONE MORE TIME LOUD AS YOU CAN HOW DOES IT GO?

I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm the lead boxer yes I'm the lead boxer all the other alts are just /following, so won't the real lead boxer please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Edited to fit the lyrics/syllables of the original song better, and changed a few to be better in general ;)

[boxer]

LOL dude this is gold.

We need a music video of this!

[geoffdavison]

QQ more karaoke singer... Idol singers are the bestest!

:D

[Xzin]

Hey :) Never said I wasn't ever coming back :)

LOL @ Lil punks never put us up on Wowinsider, "yeah they're cute but I think they're botting illegally, hee hee"

"Thanks for the tip (again), Xzin, but it looks like we're going to pass on this one. If one of the writers decides to cover it, you'll see it on the site. Good luck with the multiboxing, enjoy yourself."

Mike Schramm of Wowinsider.

[The IT Monkey]

Posting in an epic thread.

I want this put to music and sung or rapped or whatever.

[Eteocles]

Hey :) Never said I wasn't ever coming back :)Yeah I'll believe that when I see it ;) As it stands my alts're gonna beat you to 70

I'd sing it but I can't sing and dunno anyone personally who likes to sing ;p I'm tempted to ask Nyhm of madcow-studios since he's done Eminem parodies before but I dunno if he'd bother; Zin apparently tried to text to speech it but it didn't turn out good ;p So if anyone knows someone who sings and can do so on-key/on-syllable, PLEASE ask 'em to do it as a favor for us ;) It'd be a nice multiboxer community theme lol

[Xzin]

Haha, SOMEBODY really should take this, sing it and splice it with some footage of boxing.

TTS wasn't having any of it :(

[Diamndzngunz]

lol pure gold. Nuff said. Now lets get a music video.

[Knytestorme]

My pet is on your corpse, my pet is on your corpse, and if I'm lucky I might even let you mount your horse)
should probably change "if I'm lucky" to "if you're lucky"

Also, I have the instrumental of real slim shady here, might do a remix of it and add these lyrics if you don't mind....been looking for something to do lately with my DAW and been unispired by my guitar.

[Eteocles]

Go for it, and tweak a couple words if you have to like that, but just make sure to share it with us when done if noone else ;p

[Knytestorme]

just went and listened to the original and shouldn't be much there that needs to be adjusted...only thing that should out to me was that line since it sort of didn't make sense but was faithful to the original :)

Might actually get a friend of mine to help with it, he just launched a label here and does lots of mashups and remixes for his radio show so will probably do a better job than me but the flow is there and matches up really well to the original with the little bit of tracking I just did in Sonar with it....really good job you did :)

[Xzin]

Doooo ittttttttt!!

Then post the results here!

[Quix]

This song, as a background to a Multiboxing vid would be funny as hell.

[Notes]

hahahaha damnnn that's some nice work 8)

rofl!

[Fragmad]

Haha GJ! :thumbup:

[Ellay]

I'm really interested in getting this made into a song and pushed out on videos. We could have a competition and vote for the best one, with prizes of course as the end result :)

[boxer]

I agree with ellay, lets have a music vid competition for everyone on the forums, and we could make some donations and have hardware as a prize or something lol. That would kick ass.

Also, I have a close friend who is actually one of the top rappers in cleveland (no joke, he is amazing, opens for big name rappers like krazie bone and twista etc.), and he happens to be white. Perfect. Ill see if he would want to do this.

[Diamndzngunz]

I'm really interested in getting this made into a song and pushed out on videos. We could have a competition and vote for the best one, with prizes of course as the end result :)This sounds so fun.. To bad I cannot sing.

[Eteocles]

Updated the lyrics a bit, fixed a few parts off-syllable/off-key and grammatical errors, should be better now

[Emo?]

haha really nice m8, if Nyhm, from madcow stuidos already hadnt done a song to this music i would have mailed him to do it, but i really would love to hear this on a mp3, gogo :D

[Eteocles]

Just bumpin...you guys who said you'd look into a recording of the parody, keep us updated please ;)

[Skuggomann]

Werry nice!

i think:

deathcoilin before chain lightning ya

shud be changed to:

deathcoilin before chain lightning yall

1. First cuz chanlightnign hits more than 1
2. Seccond it sounds better wen you sing it like that ;)

[bugilt]

here is the Instrumental. ('http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3U1tMs-Co')

[Eteocles]

Something about that instrumental version sounds wrong...I tried to sing along in my head and there were some audio & musical cues missing from it

[Eteocles]

Another bump, too interested in hearing this come to life to let it die ;) Maybe sticky it temporarily oh fearless leaders?

[crzywolve]

there were ppl in my office asking me why I was laughing so much :D

[doc]

LOL.. , Super Job, I would love to c this done..

Bump.. ;) :D :D :D :thumbsup:

[Eteocles]

Bump...you guys that offered to do recordings, any updates? Anything? Anyone new with some talent want to take a crack at it? :p I ain't lettin this die without at least someone taking a shot

[Xaedra]

That's awesome.

I sing somewhat well I think, but I think you want a guy rapping that, not a girl. I'd just butcher it :)

Come up with a 2nd song for girls and I'll give it a shot :) Maybe.

[Eteocles]

Orly....I'll think about that :p I have done a thriller parody but it's not quite about boxing and probably not that good, but Michael Jackson's technically a chick now so there ya go LOL

[Xaedra]

Eeep those high "THRILLLERRRRR" vocals would kill me. Be kind! Lmao

[Eteocles]

Hah :p I'll see what I've got and with any luck inspiration will hit...the thriller one wasn't too good anyways

[Eteocles]

After reviewing the contents of my mp3 player at work my music selection sucks. Though it's only half of what I have at home there's not alot suitable to sing along to :p Any song suggestions that have enough relaceable non-repetitive lyrics and a decent-paced beat? lol