The sky is falling

[doommachine]

You gota love how you guys think that its just plain impossible to box cata raids. You think youre special snowflakes and if you cant do it no one can. I ask about 25s and you cry that its impossible. You say that even if its possible i wouldnt be able to figure it out. LOL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. I ask about 10s and you say (insert special snowflake) could barely do it in wrath, theres no way i can do it in cata. You ignore the fact that raids will be nerfed in 6 months, which is the MINIMUM time itll take to lvl 25 85s and gear them to start raiding. Gee i wonder which special snowflakes will be jumping all over the raids then and proclaiming how awesome they are. This game isnt so hard that only 2 or 3 people in the world can box it. If you think it is then you need to stop masturbating over how amazing blizz is, give me the money youre wasting and get back to licking windows.

[thefunk]

Feel better after that?

[Fef]

Lame.

[Whitz]

Multiboxing isn't for everyone it seems :D

[doommachine]

Not realy. It doesnt fix the problem. Which is that a few of you here think that youre god and your shit dont stink. No wonder people dont like mulitboxers, youre representing all of em as arrogant assholes. No wonder you dont like Shodokan, he actualy thinks for himself. And regardless of sam is trolling or not, the info he gives is more useful than what half of you have given. And if you gave a shit that he is trolling youd give real advice instead of letting him be the only one that answers then turn around and attack him and the person who asked the question.

[HPAVC]

You gota love how you guys think that its just plain impossible to box cata raids. You think youre special snowflakes and if you cant do it no one can. I ask about 25s and you cry that its impossible. You say that even if its possible i wouldnt be able to figure it out. LOL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. I ask about 10s and you say (insert special snowflake) could barely do it in wrath, theres no way i can do it in cata. You ignore the fact that raids will be nerfed in 6 months, which is the MINIMUM time itll take to lvl 25 85s and gear them to start raiding. Gee i wonder which special snowflakes will be jumping all over the raids then and proclaiming how awesome they are. This game isnt so hard that only 2 or 3 people in the world can box it. If you think it is then you need to stop masturbating over how amazing blizz is, give me the money youre wasting and get back to licking windows.

First post before ban ... but seriously, you dont even have the retail game do you?

[doommachine]

@whitz Lol idk why this made me feel better but it did. Thank you. And this thread isnt an attack on everyone on this site, most of you seem pretty damn awesome. Its directed at the arrogant assholes on this site. Anyway goodmorning everyone, time to make a pot of coffee and roll a cig :)

[Boylston]

Thank you for another well thought out post, doommachine. You don't know what joy it brings me to see them! Let me address your points in depth, since I care so much about you as a contributor to the community:




You gota love how you guys think that its just plain impossible to box cata raids. You think youre special snowflakes and if you cant do it no one can. I ask about 25s and you cry that its impossible.

Nothing is "impossible". Doing it 10s would be incredibly hard, and doing it in 25s would be another order of magnitude harder and has significantly questionable value. (Loot is no better, there's no value in PvPing with 25 other than world PvP, which is of highly questionable significance.) Also, I don't know much about snowflakes, but I do know to put apostrophes in "you're" and "can't".


You say that even if its possible i wouldnt be able to figure it out.

I think your lack of experience combined with your current introduction to the community gives you about a 99.995% chance of failing at your goal within the next 2 years. See! Not impossible at all.


LOL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

I can only speak for myself when I say that this is most likely not true. (It's possible I suffer from some as-yet-diagnosed chromosomal abnormality which makes me a great multiboxer-- let's hold out hope there!!)


I ask about 10s and you say (insert special snowflake) could barely do it in wrath, theres no way i can do it in cata.

You have not proven yourself to be a snowflake, or even a special snowflake. If you were special, I'm guessing you might be the yellow kind.


You ignore the fact that raids will be nerfed in 6 months, which is the MINIMUM time itll take to lvl 25 85s and gear them to start raiding.

I haven't been ignoring the possibility that raiding might get easier. I've taken that into account. I will have to give you kudos here for properly realizing that it will be a long project to get 25 max-level 85s into pre-raid gear. (Could be longer, though. Keep in mind it took your mentor two whole years to get 9 characters to level 80.)


Gee i wonder which special snowflakes will be jumping all over the raids then and proclaiming how awesome they are. This game isnt so hard that only 2 or 3 people in the world can box it.

There probably won't be anyone proclaiming how awesome they are for doing 25-man content. Mainly because: a.) most multiboxers realize how silly a goal that is, and b.) all the prior PvE raiding boxers that have posted their accomplishments have generally been pretty modest about their achievements.



If you think it is then you need to stop masturbating over how amazing blizz is, give me the money youre wasting and get back to licking windows.

I'm not sure where you were going here. This isn't quite the "tie it all together" conclusion I was hoping for. I'm a little confused, honestly.

However, I will say that I was on a trip overseas once and saw a show where the dancer was behind glass doing a couple of the things you were mentioning there. It was most certainly NOT a waste of money, let me assure you!

Have a great day, young aspirational 25-man raid boxer!

[doommachine]

Ban? Who gives a shit. If you sit around and ban people with a brain thats your problem not mine.

[blast3r]

What a prick. I was looking forward to watch his progress but not anymore.

[Svpernova09]

User is banned. If you can't stand the heat, gtfo kitchen.