owned by GM.

[Littleburst]

http://www.wowbash.com/image-13687.html

made me giggle.

[celticlad94]

LOL! Wish I could meet a GM with that sort of humour.

[thefunk]

THANKS little I just wasted 20 minutes on that site... ;)

[zenga]

THANKS little I just wasted 20 minutes on that site... ;)

bash.org (http://www.dual-boxing.com/bash.org) ... bet you gonna waste even more than 20mins there :D

[celticlad94]

yup i was also sad enough to go through the entire Top 100

[thefunk]

yea got to:

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

and had to quit...

[Myc]

loveit. lol'd

[Zal]

Now this is the story all about how
My spec got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the feral prince of Dire Bear
In West Plaguelands, born and raised
Healing in treeform is how I spent most of my days
Stacking lifebloom and dancing in real cool
And swiftmending some tanks taking damage like a fool
When a couple of rogue who were up to no good
Pulled extra mobs in Jahood
I got in one little wipe and my group got scared
And said "You're hearthin', respecin' and tanking in bear."
I whistled for my mount and when it came near
The licence plate said feral and had a dice in it's ear
If anything I could say that this mount was fast
But i thought now forget it, I'm hearthin' to Dalaran.
I pulled up to Moonglade about seven or eight
And yelled to the trainer, "Yo resto, smell you later"
Looked at my talent tre i was finally there
To go to Icecrown and Tank in bear.


Is it bad I made that into a macro and spammed it?

[howster]

That made me waste more than 20 mins

[Littleburst]

"<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER"

WIN :D

[EaTCarbS]

Is it bad I made that into a macro and spammed it?

You're not the only one...

[Seldum]

This cracked me up:

#104383 +(13643)- [X]
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Myc]

http://www.wowbash.com/images/1253878027.png (http://www.wowbash.com/image-9367.html)

oh man.. I laughed at this one for ever. bad I should be working @ work, not laughing.

[Seldum]

I found another one. I actually had to leave my office and go outside because I laughed so hard:

Sorry its a bit of a long read:

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[jinkobi]

Good laughs! That Top 100 had me cracking up hard.

Reminds me of when I was in college a friend and I ran a MUD which were like the grandfathers of modern day MMORPGs. My friend and I coded the game so we built in ways to broadcast people's whispers to the other GMs/Gods.

Once we had a wedding for a couple ingame. LOL...So after the wedding we broadcast the uhm 'Honeymoon'. I laughed so hard that night I almost had to go to hospital. Still have some things saved but unfortunately they're all on 5 1/2' inch 20+ year old floppy disks :)

[zenga]

The 2 wow classics that i heard about before i started to play wow myself are:

1) a friend/relative who announces on the forums that the original owner of the account died followed by some emo talk and then the first guy who replies 'did he drop any good loot'? (found it (http://www.owned.lv/images/4c4fa4c342f23cd330575239e9e640c8.jpg))

2) this guild that organizes some sort of funeral ceremony for a member that passed away irl, and another guild slaughters them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw) completely

[Zal]

The 2 wow classics that i heard about before i started to play wow myself are:

1) a friend/relative who announces on the forums that the original owner of the account died followed by some emo talk and then the first guy who replies 'did he drop any good loot'? (found it (http://www.owned.lv/images/4c4fa4c342f23cd330575239e9e640c8.jpg))

2) this guild that organizes some sort of funeral ceremony for a member that passed away irl, and another guild slaughters them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw) completely

saw those a long time ago, they're the best.

[Catamer]

lol..... way way back in college I went to a bar with a blond haired male friend of mine and as we were waiting to pay the cover charge I looked over at the bar and saw this huge body builder and a blond haired guy standing next to him. the blond haired guy looked the body builder up and down (like a search light) and then puked all over him.

now... if I had got sick over someone I would have left the bar as fast as I could but this guy just walked over to the other side of the bar....

naturally when the body builder got over the shock he mistook my friend for the puker. If I wasn't so damn big myself I might have lost a friend that night.

[Shodokan]

The 2 wow classics that i heard about before i started to play wow myself are:

1) a friend/relative who announces on the forums that the original owner of the account died followed by some emo talk and then the first guy who replies 'did he drop any good loot'? (found it (http://www.owned.lv/images/4c4fa4c342f23cd330575239e9e640c8.jpg))

2) this guild that organizes some sort of funeral ceremony for a member that passed away irl, and another guild slaughters them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw) completely

Illidan erupted with that serenity now bullshit. Funniest shit to ever happen on illidan.

[Zal]

http://blog.folke.fr/


Yesterday WoW Bash broke its new all-time daily visit record : 11,533 visitors came to the website ! On an average day, the website sees around 7,500 visitors. So thanks everyone, especially the folks from the SomethingAwful Forums (http://forums.somethingawful.com/) and Dual Boxing.com (http://www.dual-boxing.com/), who for some reasons both decided to provide a lot of visits to us the same day.

think we counted as 2+ each?

[Littleburst]

http://blog.folke.fr/



think we counted as 2+ each?

That's pretty awesome :D

I can't comment on it though :/
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