How do we get Dave out of AV?

[Fursphere]

I beloved guild member, Dave is hopelessly addicted to AV.

We need to help him break free of this sick addiction! :p

[Mokoi]

I beloved guild member, Dave is hopelessly addicted to AV.

We need to help him break free of this sick addiction! :p

I suggested we go to the strippers, but he insisted that he wouldn't go unless they were at least 400+ Pole Dancing skill.

/fail

[Fursphere]

*gasp*

The addiction is worse than I had anticipated! We may have to bride him with Naxx runs to keep him out of AV....

[daviddoran]

lol you guys are funny. I can quit whenever i want.

[Mokoi]

I don't believe you. Why do i keep seeing broken I.Win buttons in your pockets when I go to do your laundry?

You have a problem, and I think it's time for an intervention.

[daviddoran]

Wait, when did you start doing my laundry? Must be a long commute...

[Mokoi]

well, my father was strong with the force, and when I was born Yoda sensed my uber metaclorean count, and trained me. Unfortunately the extent of my Jedi powers is limited to using my powers of persuasion to control your body from great distances, and only while you are doing laundry..

I know, its messed up.

[Mokoi]

.. things like this is why my priests aren't 80 yet! STOP POSTING THINGS! even uninteresting and ridiculous things.. you are all distracting me ..

[Fursphere]

well, my father was strong with the force, and when I was born Yoda sensed my uber metaclorean count, and trained me. Unfortunately the extent of my Jedi powers is limited to using my powers of persuasion to control your body from great distances, and only while you are doing laundry..

I know, its messed up.

QFT!

Wait, what the fuck did you just say?

[Mokoi]

/confused

[daviddoran]

Derailed much?

[Fursphere]

So how's AV Dave? Good?

[daviddoran]

Been at the 'rents house all day, detox is going well. Tried to log in with iPhone unsuccessfully, but it's all good now.

[Fursphere]

Better call Apple!

[Svpernova09]

would have replied to this sooner but







i was in av.

[Mokoi]

/facepalm

[valkry]

Stay in AV Dave, I need help in there :P

[roflstomp]

dave im lvling my mains ill jion u lol im on my mixed team ill tank and heal and u dps drek and galv :))))

[Souca]

/confused

/hands a cookie

I know the feeling. I can only be productive when I make other people do things without their knowledge. Of course they never share the pay checks with me... ungrateful bastards!

Edit: I can't even check the timestamps on messages to notice I'm not replying to the last page. /fail

- Souca -

[daviddoran]

I am VERY excited for rated BGs.... no more newbs messing things up, and ill get more for my trouble than just jonor points, and useless AV tokens.... Grand Marshall David Here I Come! Maybe ill start 10 boxing.... add some boomkins and some trees....

[Multibocks]

I'm excited too and look forward to BGs with LoB!

[valkry]

Can anyone say wintrading BGs? At night time for Australia there is only 1 battle going for the large BGs.

I'm not condoning it, just saying that it will be possible.

You can lose a BG for your team quite easily as well, aspect of the pack for flag runners, bop flag cappers and runners, take siege engines to useless positions, leave bunkers/towers undefended (oh wait, people already do that last one), etc.

Noobs will stuff up your rating, and premades will be rife.

[Souca]

At this point I'd just settle for getting into an AV that hasn't already been lost. Wish there was a way to only queue for new BGs or to even see that one is already in progress before accepting it. I'd also love to have an option for a random BG like they did with dungeons, especially if I could select only new ones.

* Takes a drink *

- Souca -

[daviddoran]

That happened to me last week, it was a non LoB boxer that ditched a failing AV, opening up 5 spots, and we lost. Oddly enough, it was over in just a few minutes and i was back in the queue and he was still on deserter....

Dont worry though, once you get higher in lvls one boxer can help turn the tide. I've turned turtle losses into wins by capping one tower at a time. Get good at holding off 10 ppl from a tower and you will be an AV God!

[Souca]

That happened to me last week, it was a non LoB boxer that ditched a failing AV, opening up 5 spots, and we lost. Oddly enough, it was over in just a few minutes and i was back in the queue and he was still on deserter....

Dont worry though, once you get higher in lvls one boxer can help turn the tide. I've turned turtle losses into wins by capping one tower at a time. Get good at holding off 10 ppl from a tower and you will be an AV God!

Yea, not to worried about it from a boxing perspective, just right now I'm stuck only playing Elli so losing solo can be painful.

- Souca -

[MiRai]

AV

::Takes a shot::