View Full Version : Warcraft causes swine flu!
Starbuck_Jones
08-25-2009, 02:53 PM
http://christwire.org/2009/05/swine-flu-looks-like-world-of-warcraft/
http://christwire.org/2009/08/world-of-warcraft-cataclysm-release/
Figured this would be better in the OT. Oh man I haven't laughed so hard like this in a long time. I predict that the only survivors will be the ones that stayed indoors to play wow. Boy wouldn't that just piss them off.
EaTCarbS
08-25-2009, 03:25 PM
OMG!
I died laughing.
EaTCarbS
08-25-2009, 03:50 PM
Started reading more posts on that site...
WOW!
I haven't had such laughs in a long time!
lans83
08-25-2009, 08:13 PM
In February, we condemned World of Warcraft to be as addictive as cocaine, after we collaborated with The Daily Mail (http://thedailymail.co.uk/) to break an interview with an innocent teenage victim who became so addicted he played for 24 hours straight and then had convulsions (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1157362/World-Of-Warcraft-addictive-crack-cocaine-teenager-suffers-convulsions-24-hour-long-game.html).hehe, that n00b :D j/k
if you let it get this bad, then you REALLLY have freakin problems. or just need to up your game and/or monitor's refresh rate ;)
I get so pissed when people go off about games like this. it's not the freakin games that are screwin kids up, it's their weak feeble minds that are. if you're a parent and it's that damn bad for your kid, cancel their subscribtions. after all, they need your credit card. if they find ways around that, then get rid of the damn computers. shit, i mean come on. that quote above was about as far as i could stomach to read. these people just piss me off. and I am a Christian, but I don't go off about shit like this. I justify this game and alot of other shit i listen to, play, watch to those that don't understand it themselfs way too much. even then i get so upset when they won't listen, i usually say fuckit and walk off.
Smoooth
08-25-2009, 09:01 PM
Over 50% of these kids are now morbidly obese drug users with veneral diseases, and it’s all because of orgies with what’s known as WoW guilds.
How come I'm never invited to the guild drug orgies?? I must be a loser.
EaTCarbS
08-26-2009, 12:50 AM
Ians83, you know that it is just a troll site, right?
It is internet trolling at its finest.
lans83
08-26-2009, 04:10 AM
yea, but it still pisses me off when that stuff comes up. oh well, i'll just ignore them too :D
Ughmahedhurtz
08-26-2009, 04:40 AM
It's like The Onion, but for the faithful! :P Sadly, it's not as well written as The Onion stories are.
Meathead
08-26-2009, 05:59 AM
lol thats funny
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