Funniest Guild Recruitment You Have Ever Seen

[Marathon]

Found this one on the net and it made me laugh :)

New Guild! <Confused> is a PvE guild that does Battlegrounds 24/7. We are a Spanish guild looking for Swedish members who speak Chinese with a Russian accent. Ventrilo is a must! No guild tabard, as it doesn’t match my hairstyle. Thank you.

[Smoooth]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

[chaosultimamage]

Saw one the other night that was probably a bit too soon. I lol'd.

<Michael Jackson Needs a Rez> is currently recruiting. Need level 80s of all classes for beginning 10 man content.

Not really funny because of anything other than the name, though, I suppose...

[Zal]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!
i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

[Marathon]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!
i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:

[alcattle]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!
i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:But you would not have to start on that one right away :whistling:

[Marathon]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!
i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:But you would not have to start on that one right away :whistling:

Thats what I like about it :thumbsup:

[MiRai]

This is something I stumbled upon a few months ago on a random forum and I thought it was so hilarious I had to keep it bookmarked. Well now I can share.

Tact (Alliance-Sen'jin) LFM to start immediately
Friendly, progression oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Ulduar and beyond!

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are <Tact> And another that came to mind:

<Random Recruiter> We don't PvP. We don't run Heroics. We just raid....in ugly tabards.

[DrChaos]

I agree. The ones that make me laugh always end with "And we have a tabard!"

[Taliesin]

<WE HAVE A TABARD> New guild recruiting. We have a gbank but no tabard.

[kadaan]

"Casual raid guild with 2 wings of 10man Naxx on farm recruiting all races but Death Knights. We have vent, tabard, website, and 3 bank tabs."




Best part was when I asked him what their raid times were, and he said 6-11pm server, 7 days a week. Naturally I asked him how he considered that 'casual' and he said they're 'casual' because they don't impose minimum attendance requirements. I didn't even bother asking why they only have 2 wings off Naxx10 on farm with 35 hours of raid time a week, or inform him that DK isn't a race.

[Multibocks]

rofl!

[Otlecs]

This:

http://www.wowbash.com//images/1213728559.jpg

:)

[Zub]

When a guy advertises and says his guild has a tabard, ask him to link it to you to see if you would like to join.
Then tell him you dont want to join because it's all white.

[ahtremblay]

True story;

<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<guild leader> : [I AM AFK] is recruiting people all classes all levels. PST for invite.
<random guy> : Your not AFK if your spamming this much.

[Jubber]

This is something I stumbled upon a few months ago on a random forum and I thought it was so hilarious I had to keep it bookmarked. Well now I can share.



Tact (Alliance-Sen'jin) LFM to start immediately
Friendly, progression oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Ulduar and beyond!

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are <Tact> And another that came to mind:

<Random Recruiter> We don't PvP. We don't run Heroics. We just raid....in ugly tabards.I've seen this before. I always laugh cuz if you think about it. A-Z on the keyboard is not that far apart.

[Pippin]

i thinkn,that was the point. :)

[Diwa]

Need to resurrect this thread after i saw this today


http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6633/fail2.jpg

[Bettysue]

was that on azgalor DIWA?

I loved the spamming of fail for about 3min after that.

[Sajuuk]

. A-Z on the keyboard is not that far apart.
That's only with QWERTY, With DVORAK they're across the keyboard from each other.

[Jubber]

Lol.. sweet necro. I will have to see if I can find a picture of a DVORAK keyboard. if you linked one i apologize. I am unable to see it at work. lol.

Edit: WoW.. That layout would definately take getting used too.

[Marathon]

I am so proud that people actually still look at this post. QQ