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Psybercop
05-07-2009, 02:11 AM
Just wondering what some of the in game names you have come across that really made you stop and look again at it?

I ran across omgwtfhelp the other day, I enjoyed it, as it was most unexpected.

EaTCarbS
05-07-2009, 02:29 AM
billymays

EDIT: And i just saw: Ilovebeer

Tight
05-07-2009, 03:30 AM
my friend has a hunter with a pig pet called (yourmother)

sparvath
05-07-2009, 03:45 AM
iamdownhere

Zal
05-07-2009, 03:56 AM
Ankleshanker..... ok i haven't seen it but still a funny name for a gnome.

Basilikos
05-07-2009, 03:57 AM
A month or two after TBC launched, I was playing a space-goat pally when a Tauren Druid named Pigbenis ganked me. I was upset enough to report the name for multiple violations. I felt good for weeks after that and I feel just as good now while remembering the details of the incident to type them here.

Dzonatan
05-07-2009, 04:05 AM
The all-legendary "Parts" name with "Private" PvP tittle from the old system.

Otlecs
05-07-2009, 04:06 AM
There's a Warlock called Harrydotter on my server, which made me grin to myself.

My favourites are my own though - Private Parts is my twink hunter and Corporal Punishment is a mage (I think...) that I never levelled beyond about 40. I miss the old-school PvP titles - hours of fun to be had there ;)

I had a dark-skinned gnome warrior called Pluttbug for a while too.

Negativ1337
05-07-2009, 04:16 AM
Lovestospoodge
Animefreak
and Crowbar in finnish wich sounded awesome.

Chranny
05-07-2009, 04:21 AM
Private Pleasure

Enndo
05-07-2009, 09:04 AM
Years ago I saw a tauren named Ipoonomes lmao

skychilde
05-07-2009, 09:56 AM
There's a rogue on my server named wtfwasthat

Talamarr
05-07-2009, 10:14 AM
Not a toon name but the guild <Nagga Stole My Bike> made me chuckle for a long time.

Enndo
05-07-2009, 10:21 AM
Not a toon name but the guild <Nagga Stole My Bike> made me chuckle for a long time.

LOL I remember during BC a guild named Murlocs on a Plane popped up and sparked all kinds of "on a plane" guilds and trade spam about them. It got so bad blizzard made them rename their guild lol.

Talamarr
05-07-2009, 10:24 AM
my friend has a hunter with a pig pet called (yourmother)

A friend of mine had some really good hunter pet names:

Your Mom
Imwithstupid
Your Ad Here

The first time I saw "Your Ad Here" show up on Omen I started to get all pissy that Omen was selling ad space. whoops.

falsfire3401
05-07-2009, 10:59 AM
My 80 hunter is named "Lastonethere" and her pet is "RottenEgg". I've pugged with a hunter named Kumar who's pet was named Harold. And I get lots of smirks, smiles, claps, etc at my BE dualbox team of Background (holy priest) and Foreground (prot pally).

Had a guildie space goat shaman named Lawlerbation, no matter how many times people reported him he never had to change her name.

Oatboat
05-07-2009, 11:13 AM
tauren druid on our server named Dora with the Explorer title

Enndo
05-07-2009, 11:20 AM
tauren druid on our server named Dora with the Explorer title

lol

Catamer
05-07-2009, 11:21 AM
i was always partial to a team of hunters all with pet boars named Spam.
the only problem with that is that healbot wouldn't show each pet seperately.

blast3r
05-07-2009, 11:33 AM
bank toon named paypal

skychilde
05-07-2009, 11:49 AM
My main single toon is a BE mage named Diagnosis and I'm working on getting The Insane title for her.

Ualaa
05-07-2009, 01:12 PM
I've seen a Tauren named, Bitaurent.

moji
05-07-2009, 01:12 PM
The old PVP titles ruled for this sort of thing. Just with General, I've seen a General Mills, General Motors, General Vagueness, and General General.

Duese
05-07-2009, 01:49 PM
Back in my FFXI days, I started up a Tarutaru named Superhero and a friend of mine started up a Galka named Sidekick. I was a 2 foot tall chipmunk looking guy and he was a 9 foot tall blunt instrument. We role played the hell out of it too. We'd be in the middle of town and I would say stuff like "To the rescue" ... and do emotes like "flies off into the distance".

Superhero says "To the Rescue!"
Superhero flies off into the distance.

We got pretty popular for a while doing autograph sessions. Had a few groupies, ya know, the normal stuff. Them were some crazy mithra. =)

I started boxing FFXI and started up the characters Supervillain, Henchmen and Catgirl. I would screw around in cities with them too. I would have Supervillain, the silver haired sephirothian tarutaru, standing across the room from Superhero and then role play it up...

Superhero stares at Supervillian.
Supervillain stares at Superhero.
Supervillain says, "We meet again, Superhero."
...
Yeah, there's more, but I'll leave that to your imagination. =)

Does anyone else ever role play their characters when they are bored? Or am I just the lucky one?

notta
05-07-2009, 04:52 PM
I like my bald headed rogue called Roguegaine.

Tombs
05-07-2009, 04:58 PM
Forsaken warlock the other day named Bellalighosti made me chuckle. Saw a Pwnydanza too.

offive
05-07-2009, 05:07 PM
There's a toon named Boyrdee with the Chef title on our server. Too bad Blizzard would make you change the name of Balls with the Salty title, maybe Nutz would not be as offensive.

falsfire3401
05-07-2009, 06:20 PM
There's a toon named Boyrdee with the Chef title on our server. Too bad Blizzard would make you change the name of Balls with the Salty title, maybe Nutz would not be as offensive.

I have an 80 rogue named Poison that I was considering leveling fishing on and getting the fishing achievement to make her "Salty Poison". But I instead decided to abandon my alliance toons and dualbox/RAF/etc horde on my horde realm :)

Plus, the rogue is on a PvP realm and trying to win the fishing extravaganza on a PvP realm without a team of supporting friends is...rather...difficult.

moosejaw
05-07-2009, 06:53 PM
There's a toon named Boyrdee with the Chef title on our server. Too bad Blizzard would make you change the name of Balls with the Salty title, maybe Nutz would not be as offensive.

Hmmm. A perfect name for a hunter would be chocolate. Get the fishing title and name your pet some variation of balls. If only you could show your chef title at the same time. :D

Edit: I guess you could make a guild <chef> for this purpose.

Lokked
05-07-2009, 07:56 PM
These are EQ1 names:

A Druid named
Needasow Buyapotion
(Druid's got hounded for the Spirit of Wolf buff)


and a Monk named
Pullndie Fdnotwrk
(Monks had a Feign Death ability which they used to pull, but it would fail periodically and they would get owned)

Zakalwe
05-07-2009, 08:50 PM
Heh on my server someone made a toon with the name "lostmysnorkl" and then drowned them in the pond in Org.

Created quite a crowd :P

kadaan
05-07-2009, 08:54 PM
http://www.kadaan.com/images/screenshots/WoW/WoWScrnShot_022506_004350.jpg

All the tauren names crack me up. Usdabeef, Usdaapproved, Sideobeef, Udderchaos... the list goes on forever!

When I first started on Hyjal back in classic there was an undead priest named "Roflcopter". I found it quite funny that he got to level 60 using a name explicitly used in the naming policy as an inappropriate name.

Stealthy
05-07-2009, 10:00 PM
bank toon named paypal

*cough*

Also, saw a druid in my WG raid last night called Shiftycent...I lol'd.



Cheers,

S.

Dominian
05-07-2009, 10:46 PM
A dorf priest called cumfiesta, he only made it to 39 with that name thought! :(

Khatovar
05-08-2009, 12:09 AM
My PvP toon was a tauren druid named Goodknitemoo. Every so often I would get a frantic whisper "OMG, I loved that book as a kid!!!!"

My enhancement shaman was Masochistic. I figured that was appropriate seeing as it was my 5th healing capable toon to cap {before I picked up multiboxing}.

My bank was Melugstuff. My husband had Soulcatcher for his warlock for ages. When we deleted the old account, he passed the name on to me for my Death Knight.

In AC I had Major Boredom and General Apathy.

Mostly I use names from or inspired by the Black Company series these days. Lends nicely to immersion to have my slaves as mercenaries/soldiers or Taken.

Zakula
05-08-2009, 11:31 AM
i saw a tauren druid named Milfshake



i felt dirty after i saw it

Nostromos
05-08-2009, 12:28 PM
My PvP toon was a tauren druid named Goodknitemoo. Every so often I would get a frantic whisper "OMG, I loved that book as a kid!!!!"

My enhancement shaman was Masochistic. I figured that was appropriate seeing as it was my 5th healing capable toon to cap {before I picked up multiboxing}.

My bank was Melugstuff. My husband had Soulcatcher for his warlock for ages. When we deleted the old account, he passed the name on to me for my Death Knight.

In AC I had Major Boredom and General Apathy.

Mostly I use names from or inspired by the Black Company series these days. Lends nicely to immersion to have my slaves as mercenaries/soldiers or Taken.

The black Company books were awesome. I re-read the entire set once a year, as I spend a lot of time in airports/airplanes.

falsfire3401
05-08-2009, 01:31 PM
I've seen a Tauren named, Bitaurent.

I just reserved this name on my realm for when I RAF instance boost once my pally hits 80. She'll be boosting two sets of toons: a troll rogue and orc warlock, then an undead warrior and tauren shaman.

Totemtotem
05-08-2009, 04:30 PM
I would think a Male Draenei Enhancement Shammy named VIagra or Cialis or just Bluepill would be funny.

Pavavion
05-08-2009, 05:27 PM
i've got my old mage from years ago: offline his name. Cracks guildies up:

"offline has come online" "offline has gone offline" and sigh i got reported almost every PVP game I played on that mage. "Report that mage he is offline yet still earning honour"

Goal was to have offline and online but online was not available and I've never seen that toon log on the realm or ever in armoury /sigh

Maxion
05-08-2009, 09:44 PM
I had a tauren named Tauron on my old server (a pun on Sauron from LotR)

And my single-boxing DK is named Horrorscope

Guy on my old server had a main named Joke, he had all kinds of silly names like that. He had a priest named Someone,
and any time a person asked in trade about "can someone get me such and such enchant" or the like, he'd reply "sorry i'm not an enchanter".
Much laughter was had.

Simulacra
05-08-2009, 10:12 PM
my shammies

younot
gettinin
withthose
shoez

makes for some nice boss death screenshots

edit: forgot my BE Deathknight - Scarypantz and my lock - Pheardotdead

cara
05-09-2009, 01:16 AM
I have a lil gnome rogue called "Taurenvet"

Akeldema
05-09-2009, 06:13 AM
Best One i have seen is Polygnomial

Effex
05-10-2009, 08:45 AM
my orignal team was Effex, Kauz,Kauze,Cauz,Cauze - Cause and Effects

I have a tauren druid call vegaterian, though i dont ply him much as i can never spell his damn name right.

my GF's priest is called pillowpants ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX01Lna0OI8 for those that havent seen clerks2) oh and her mage is called listerfiend
she also has a druid called mooshroom and a shaman called shrooman (she has an un-natural obsession with mushrooms of all kinds)

Gadzooks
05-10-2009, 10:11 AM
On Draenor there is a well known and loved tailor named "Armani", who sells tons of items in the AH - you have to have at least one "Made by Armani" piece of clothing (genius, that guy is, he sells low level shirts and such JUST for the tag - just like in real life!). He advertises with very amusing messages in trade, too.

We had a dead orc showing up around IF on Dragonblight named "Thatdeadguy", for a while, I havent played that server in a while, he might still be popping up once in a while.

I saw another dead tauren on the IF mailbox named "deadmailboxtauren". Dragonblight had some VERY creative - and bored - hordies.

I was tempted to start an all gnome guild called "Icanseeupyourskirt"

My favorite guild on Dragonblight was "Pantless Cat Punchers". Not because I hate cats, but they were a silly guild who had an initiation, to get in you had to go to Goldshire and punch cats with no pants on.

EvoX
05-10-2009, 10:13 PM
Some of my toon names:



Frostitute (Mage)

Thatsnoudder (Tauren Shaman)

Hunttard (Hunter) - Pet boar named Rosieodonnel

Judas (Priest)

Dontsqueez (Shaman)

Bullshift (Tauren Druid)

Ubermullet (Male BElf)

Mistabone (Undead Lock)

Psybercop
05-11-2009, 01:22 AM
I have a Tauren named Rodeo Clown, seemed appropriate.

Khatovar
05-11-2009, 01:37 AM
The black Company books were awesome. I re-read the entire set once a year, as I spend a lot of time in airports/airplanes.


I finished the books at Christmas last year. Before I was even halfway done with the last book, I wanted to turn around and read them all again. I've never read a series that made me want to do that. Unfortunatly, I got halfway through and found my Glittering Stone books were on loan to someone else. ;) I just got them back, so time to reread them and wait patiently for the new books.

Helmer
06-18-2009, 01:16 PM
in ffxi i made a taru taru team with a friend. i was captainhero, she was captaingirl (drawn together reference)
old main in wow being my hunter minimoose, i used the names mini and moose in a lot of alt names... my favorite being my tauren shaman, minitaur

Marathon
06-18-2009, 01:21 PM
I have done this for my Warlock team

Random Letter Sequence Generator

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html


I think it is hillarous. And chuckle at what other people must think when they see 4 undead warlocks with a name like xkhthfidluzh

Tdog
06-18-2009, 01:26 PM
I have a male tauren druid on Mal'ganis server that has 1 broken horn, a crooked witch hat, holding a large fish in one hand and flowers in the other, wearing a wedding dress, named "Wtfulookinat"

aboron
06-18-2009, 01:41 PM
I have done this for my Warlock team

Random Letter Sequence Generator

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html


I think it is hillarous. And chuckle at what other people must think when they see 4 undead warlocks with a name like xkhthfidluzh

I imagine they think "Damn gold spammer" until they see you aren't level 1. Then they think, "I'm not manually adding that guy's name to any list, evah." ;)

Marathon
06-18-2009, 01:43 PM
I have done this for my Warlock team

Random Letter Sequence Generator

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html


I think it is hillarous. And chuckle at what other people must think when they see 4 undead warlocks with a name like xkhthfidluzh

I imagine they think "Damn gold spammer" until they see you aren't level 1. Then they think, "I'm not manually adding that guy's name to any list, evah." ;)

Lawlz .. i totally wanted to make a gold spammers macro but I was afraid of ban.

Enndo
06-18-2009, 02:38 PM
Years ago back in vanilla i started on an ally pve realm, there was this horde on this server named "Bobofthetram" this guy would get all the way into the tram area in SW somehow and just chill on one of the benches all day lol.

Pippin
06-18-2009, 03:21 PM
Back in my FFXI days, I started up a Tarutaru named Superhero and a friend of mine started up a Galka named Sidekick. I was a 2 foot tall chipmunk looking guy and he was a 9 foot tall blunt instrument. We role played the hell out of it too. We'd be in the middle of town and I would say stuff like "To the rescue" ... and do emotes like "flies off into the distance".

Superhero says "To the Rescue!"
Superhero flies off into the distance.

We got pretty popular for a while doing autograph sessions. Had a few groupies, ya know, the normal stuff. Them were some crazy mithra. =)

I started boxing FFXI and started up the characters Supervillain, Henchmen and Catgirl. I would screw around in cities with them too. I would have Supervillain, the silver haired sephirothian tarutaru, standing across the room from Superhero and then role play it up...

Superhero stares at Supervillian.
Supervillain stares at Superhero.
Supervillain says, "We meet again, Superhero."
...
Yeah, there's more, but I'll leave that to your imagination. =)

Does anyone else ever role play their characters when they are bored? Or am I just the lucky one?

I would argue with myself in gchat. Especially fun when someone new comes into the guild and they don't know that I am boxer. One guy said there was too much guild drama and left guild. I think he came back after we explained it to him. Best guild name I love was <She said no so I bought WOW> Of course abbreviated since that won't fit.



Funny name I saw was mynamewontfi

chaosultimamage
06-18-2009, 03:38 PM
I'd like to think I've had a couple good ones.

When I finally conned my old room mate into playing, I started a priest named Soiheruliek and he named his paladin Mudkipchan (mudkipz was taken). He had to change the paladins name for some reason ( probably reported ) and he's Palaprincess now.

My BElf mage is Jimisnukaz, my Tauren Druid is Pedobear, had a Troll named Jawsus. If anyone has ever frequented 4chan, these will be fairly obvious.

I just named my two new rogues Stealth with accents over the E and A respectively.

Scritchin
06-18-2009, 05:37 PM
Tauren named Threehorns got me chuckling a while ago.

Moorea
06-18-2009, 05:59 PM
My fisherman has the Salty title and his name is OldSeaDog

Zub
06-18-2009, 09:53 PM
one i really like on my server:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Shadow+Council&cn=Taurentino
don't forget to check the guild name

terraforma
06-18-2009, 10:06 PM
My pally is named Donaldsanger, spur of the moment name when all the names I wanted were taken

Vicker
06-18-2009, 10:11 PM
I had a character named Waldo. Everybody I ran into would yell, "OMG I FOUND HIM!"

Tasty
06-18-2009, 10:11 PM
I had a character named Waldo. Everybody I ran into would yell, "OMG I FOUND HIM!"

Now that's just Awesome! :D

Zub
06-18-2009, 10:37 PM
at some point i wanted to create a group of Troll Hunters, and call them Harpo, Groucho, Zeppoa and Chico in a guild called <Dah Marks Brodahs>.

nis
06-19-2009, 05:08 PM
My main hunter is called Miss, and she have the Jenkins title: Miss Jenkins

I also saw somebody some time ago called Mylittlpwny

Multibocks
06-19-2009, 05:25 PM
Wonder if Mikehunt makes it past the name filter....

chaosultimamage
06-19-2009, 07:42 PM
My main hunter is called Miss, and she have the Jenkins title: Miss Jenkins
I'm sorry Miss Jenkins (hoooooo) I am for reeeaaal
Never meant to make your core hound cry, I apologized a trillion times

DrChaos
06-20-2009, 03:33 AM
I have 2 priests on my server that I play. one is a pure healer named Lifegiver (male) and the other is shadow spec named imahottie (female) and a gnome lock named lilbit

vikemosabe
06-20-2009, 11:19 AM
I have a couple that get alot of comments.

An undead Mage named gobbledegook
A female blood elf paladin named ripvantinkle

Multibocks
06-20-2009, 04:31 PM
Ya I gotta come up with 5 names for my paladin group (when I start them) and for my all mage group (again when I get around to it, lol.)

Pwnzor
06-21-2009, 12:45 AM
Mage = doublebed

mmcookies
06-23-2009, 01:59 AM
saw a male belf pally just now named "Belftonjohn"

Pippin
06-23-2009, 03:31 PM
The wife and I made a John and Kate. lol. We duel a lot and have a lot of gnomes.