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Enndo
04-28-2009, 04:36 PM
Be safe, STAY INSIDE AND RAID. Seriously.

Malekyth
04-28-2009, 04:39 PM
Those darn Royal Apothecaries. What'll they get up to next?

Dzonatan
04-28-2009, 04:40 PM
I cant believe it even came here too. Well lets get some fact so people will know whats goin on. Remember the fuss bout Bird Flu? Now its Pig Flu... it killed 120 Mexicans already.

Catamer
04-28-2009, 04:40 PM
all of you hunters still using boars need to stop it.
do your civic duty and kill all boars!

Enndo
04-28-2009, 04:44 PM
They just announced "Hundreds" of kids in NYC are sick from it.

Enndo
04-28-2009, 04:49 PM
If people near you start coughing, cover your nose/mouth and walk away. They say its spread by coughing.

Oatboat
04-28-2009, 06:06 PM
swine flu happened when chuck norris coughed out a whole pig.

OogaJiggaWooga
04-28-2009, 06:48 PM
Bah, he did something with a pig, but it certainly wasn't natural... 8|

Marious
04-28-2009, 07:30 PM
Damn Skuggo that's harsh. And why does it have to be Mexicans? It can turn into an epidemic if its spreading around the US.

Svpernova09
04-28-2009, 07:43 PM
swine flu happened when chuck norris coughed out a whole pig.lol

Malekyth
04-28-2009, 07:54 PM
It's just flu, y'know.

[edit: Ah. All right, skimming less and reading more, I see that it's especially weird because the people who have succumbed to it haven't been of the usual age group. So maybe it's not "just" flu, but it's still, um, just flu. Dammit.]

thinus
04-28-2009, 10:04 PM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa88/Thinusb/image001.jpg

Enndo
04-28-2009, 10:14 PM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa88/Thinusb/image001.jpg

LOL you found the source!

Stealthy
04-28-2009, 10:24 PM
First it was bird flu...and now swine flu - they are killing all my favourite foods dammit! :P

Yamio
04-29-2009, 02:14 AM
You know how sometimes a sight will burn into your brain, and you know immediately upon seeing it that you'll always remember it? That photo of that kid licking those pigs has scarred me. Badly.

/ugh

keyclone
04-29-2009, 03:06 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

Ken
04-29-2009, 10:24 AM
/cough

<_<
>_>
o_o

*runs*

Nisch
04-29-2009, 11:43 AM
My wife is an RN and has a patient that's a "rule out swine flu". So far, no test results back. Out of like 4 suspected cases in the state, she gets one of them to work with. :thumbdown:

offive
04-29-2009, 02:23 PM
Beyond the FUD spread by the media and government... Interesting and helpful facts,

Its a multi strain influenza. Two parts swine flu, one part avian flu, one part human flu.
This "version" has already mutated, and most likely will again.
It hits people with healthy immune systems hardest (opposite of normal influenza strains).
Washing your hands frequently will cut the risk of infection. (Public places, handling money, etc.)
If you get flu like symptoms, see your doctor sooner rather then later.

http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/swineflu_you.htm ('http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/swineflu_you.htm')
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_H1N1_flu_outbreak ('http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_H1N1_flu_outbreak')

On a darker funnier side... Thoughts of Homer singing Spider Pig and Deliverance come to mind every time I hear another story about Swine Flu.

Be safe, be smart.

Baleno
04-29-2009, 03:35 PM
swine flu happened when chuck norris coughed out a whole pig.


Made my day..

Kopitar
04-30-2009, 10:17 AM
I cant believe it even came here too. Well lets get some fact so people will know whats goin on. Remember the fuss bout Bird Flu? Now its Pig Flu... it killed 120 Mexicans already.

That's just plain old fashioned fear mongering....at the time you posted that there where only 7 confirmed deaths because of the swine flue, not 120...

Baleno
04-30-2009, 10:26 AM
Everybody in wearing "defias mask" in the airport

Terraelf
04-30-2009, 11:17 AM
LOL you found the source!Hrmmm... no no I don't think that was the real source.... My understanding is that this lady ('http://fortsanders.net/files/pigfucker.jpg') was the real patient zero.

keyclone
04-30-2009, 12:13 PM
ok.. it's official. i've been going to the boring conferences. (link ('http://www.canwestdisplay.com/Gallery%20Pics/Canon-Comdex.jpg') )

Oatboat
04-30-2009, 12:16 PM
thats classic you two.

Bigfish
04-30-2009, 12:21 PM
It's not swine flu. The Jews don't like "Swine Flu" because its not Koshur. The Pork Industry doesn't like "Swine Flu" because it hurts pork sales.

Isreal and the pork industry have something in common. Now THAT is hilarious.