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Coltimar
03-27-2009, 05:14 PM
I ran into a guy the other day who drove sweet looking black Porsche. I was talking with him and he said he is a heart surgeon. Here is my question to you (sorry if someone else already asked these)

I know that you need to make a cut and be able to suture, but where should I make my first cut if say I wanted to do coronary artery bypass grafting? And is there a place to get free tools? There are a few people I intend to practice on but I would like to get going right away and don't really have time for med school. I read the wiki and all the guide, and watched all the videos and searched for how to do coronary artery bypass grafting but nothing came up.

Please help!! The anesthesia is wearing off I think and I'm afraid this guy is going to come to soon.

P.S. I will post this message in several other sections, to make sure it is seen.

k thx bye
Svpernova09
03-27-2009, 05:26 PM
ROFL 10/10.
Jafula
03-27-2009, 06:18 PM
There are a few people I intend to practice on but I would like to get going right awayAre you taking referrals? I know of a few more people you could practice on...
Kayley
03-27-2009, 06:27 PM
Very nice. :P
Sajuuk
03-27-2009, 08:57 PM
Test subjects are.... ^THAT WAY!

Good laugh, thank you.
Moorea
03-27-2009, 09:07 PM
You made me smile after (I should say during; it's not over; just taking a short break) a terrible day at work ! Thanks a lot
Gares
03-27-2009, 10:52 PM
lol thats some funny shit!!
Zal
03-27-2009, 11:17 PM
wow that awesome. Theres a few idiots on my server you could practice on.
EaTCarbS
03-28-2009, 12:20 AM
Very Nice. :thumbsup:
Wilbur
03-28-2009, 12:38 AM
HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).
Moorea
03-28-2009, 02:18 AM
HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).

That would be hazardous - very nasty implosion
Multibocks
03-29-2009, 02:21 AM
Oh man, this is great!

edit:

Seriously, did you even try cutting and then suturing? I know you will probably ignore my advice, but I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Superfluous arteries in the patient's body are grafted to the coronary arteries to bypass atherosclerotic narrowings and improve the blood supply to the coronary circulation supplying the myocardium (heart muscle). It's that easy.
B. Are you sure you read the wiki?
3. Any questions?




I stole that from wiki btw.
Zal
03-29-2009, 04:00 AM
HAHAHA

I personally recommend you practice on Nuerosurgery first.

I recommend Sam as a test candidate (you cant do any more damage).
rofl