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magwo
03-20-2009, 11:36 AM
Discuss.

Kaynin
03-20-2009, 01:23 PM
http://www.caturday.com/uploaded_images/gimme_six-745857.jpg

... (It's real by the way, polydactyl cats have a thumb.)

magwo
03-20-2009, 02:46 PM
Soon the kittehs will rule the earth..

Just imagine kittehs wielding double chainsaws.

magwo
03-20-2009, 03:54 PM
Be afraid - be very afraid.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6181/deathbykitteh.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deathbykitteh.jpg)

OogaJiggaWooga
03-20-2009, 08:12 PM
Bah, cat's don't want thumbs. They want to be tastier, so they could serve some actual purpose...

Clanked
03-21-2009, 01:45 AM
My aunt had a cat with opposable thumbs.

It made for a great conversation starter, because you would throw it a sardine and instead of bowing down to eat it. The cat would pick it up, and bring the fish to its mouth.

However, when I first read this topic's title, all I could think of is how my two cats both love to eat toes and nipples. If either are exposed, they will "bite" them. Its quite funny, because you will see them look at it and ponder it... then chomp.

Mooni
03-21-2009, 05:32 PM
To hold paintbrushes and pencils and erasers.

http://www.monpa.com/wcp/ Museum of Non-Primate Art

Starbuck_Jones
03-22-2009, 12:42 AM
My aunt had a cat with opposable thumbs.

It made for a great conversation starter, because you would throw it a sardine and instead of bowing down to eat it. The cat would pick it up, and bring the fish to its mouth.

However, when I first read this topic's title, all I could think of is how my two cats both love to eat toes and nipples. If either are exposed, they will "bite" them. Its quite funny, because you will see them look at it and ponder it... then chomp.How you found out they eat nipples.... I don't think I want to know.

Clanked
03-22-2009, 01:34 AM
Well you are going to find out anyway, and it's not as kinky as you thought.

Simply put, my wife and I don't always wear a shirt around the house. There just isn't really the need. So we will be sitting there playing wow, or reading on the couch, or sleeping, and one of the kitties gets a strange look on their face. Then they pounce. It's quite funny when you see them getting ready too, but quite startling when you don't.

Frosty
03-25-2009, 08:30 AM
Bah, cat's don't want thumbs. They want to be tastier, so they could serve some actual purpose...They already taste like chicken, what more could you want??? :whistling: