Zin, you are some scrub's hero...

[Ughmahedhurtz]

Zin is a sexy man IRL. I saw him at blizzcon. I am totally straight and I started sweating upon hearing his silky suave voice, and gracing my eyes upon his ripped hairy chest. His hair was like golden waves of pure manliness and the locks went down to his firm, broad, shoulders, and his eyes emitted a confident, humbling stare and were the color of cold steel.

He was a mortal Adonis.

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[keyclone]

I am totally straight

yea, right... just like boy george and michael jackson

then again, if blizzcon was in san fran.. straight is relative

[unit187]

ow... straitght :lol:

[Xzin]

I was at Blizzcon?

[Steph]

You learn something new every day.
Maybe Xzin earns his gold by modeling underwear? :lol:

[unit187]

I was at Blizzcon?
maybe that guy was just dreaming about you so he have seen some other guy and was like "omg, my love, thats Xzin!"

[Zseth]

Speaking of Blizzcon, who went this year? And who is going next year? I'm all for doing a multiboxing booth there if Blizzard lets us lol. And Xzin, don't lie, you know you are the image of manliness that we all strive for.

[Xzin]

Hey don't get me wrong. I am an attractive guy. I have positive self esteem.

But hulking chiseled underwear model? I know my limits. My true beauty is mental, baby.

I did manage to get a Murloc, despite not going to Blizzcon, so that might be where his confusion is :)

In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept.

[Steph]

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In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept.

Woha, wouldn't that infringe on Sam's copyrights?

[Gurblash]

In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept.

I fully support this idea. Would prolly get you shot or mugged by a bunch of your haters though. Although it would still be a 5 on 1, unless they ganked you :(

[Zseth]

hmmm, not a bad idea Xzin. Might have to support you on that one. I think making some Zerg t-shirts would be fun too lol

[Xzin]

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In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept.

Woha, wouldn't that infringe on Sam's copyrights?

Probably. But the difference is, if I were to do it, I would do it in style. No Gladiator masks needed.

But, *laugh* I would probably be like the guys on Office Space, using Wikipedia (or the Internet) to look up money laundering. I have absolutely no idea how to actually hire escorts. I figure you call them up and they show up at whatever event you want and pretend to be your friend. Seems so fake but there is clearly a market for it. You have to admit, the concept of showing up with "the Zins" would make a scene.

But.... the concept of it seems a bit out there to me. Paying somebody just to hang out.... hence the perfect world. Well, in a perfect world, women would flock to me (and us) for our boxing skills. In practice and reality - I am perfectly content with my partner and don't need superficial eyecandy to feel good about myself.

But it would be HILARIOUS to actually show up at Blizzcon "boxing" the booth babes. I could even get them to wear skimpy Zerg shirts and wield plushy mini Zergs.

That or get them to dress up as Undead Mages :) None of that crappy cosplay mess either. If I were to (and I have absolutely no desire to), I would do it in style. Professional, tailor made costumes. It would be impressive (and expensive) for sure.

Worth it? Nah.

[grimfandang0]

Albeit I didn't go, but my guild leader (with the paladin) did go and infact he is the gnetleman doing the "Human Male" dance on the dance off, silly Canuks

[Xzin]

Yeah because NOBODY else did the human male dance :)

[grimfandang0]

he was like right after the Orc Male, who Jay Mohr asked if he would do the orc female, and the kid was like "no I didn't learn it", then my guild leader came up said "hi im kevin, and im doing the Human Male" and proceded to dance his little canadian heart out.

[Xzin]

I was disturbed by how often the night elf female was done.







By guys.

[Zseth]

Xzin, lol, I can help you hire escorts. LA has good ones. They aren't that bad, probably $1300 a night ;)

[keyclone]

better yet... contact an acting agency and let them know you are going to blizcon, an event with a market of 9m people... and you plan on doing something that should gain attention in the game media covering the event.

i'd imagine there would be a number of starving actresses that wouldn't mind being in a roll like the mannequins in Robert Plant's 'addicted to love' video

the real trick will be having them all stack on each other as they /follow you :)

but it would be interesting if they never left character and would do their various actions, like wave, drink, cough, giggle, all in sync...

[Xzin]

Too bad the game limits you to /kiss and /hug right?

For $1300 a night they had better be willing to be more than eyecandy. But I am against paying directly for that anyway - plus there are the legal implications.... nah. Plus - I can see the benefit of TWO women but four? Two can one shot you as it is :)

I could definitely see a tie in with marketers if I were to do something like that but I think thats quite a bit more than low key. Not really my style. The concept of it though makes me lol irl though.

[Steph]

Well, if you actually hire women to dress up and act as eye candy on an convention, you should be in the clear legally. After all, it's not a coincidence that there are many scantily clad good looking women present on convention stands.

[grimfandang0]

Too bad the game limits you to /kiss and /hug right?

For $1300 a night they had better be willing to be more than eyecandy. But I am against paying directly for that anyway - plus there are the legal implications.... nah. Plus - I can see the benefit of TWO women but four? Two can one shot you as it is :)

I could definitely see a tie in with marketers if I were to do something like that but I think thats quite a bit more than low key. Not really my style. The concept of it though makes me lol irl though.

"So there we were back at the hotel room when all of a sudden they Zergged me. . . "

[grimfandang0]

Speaking of Blizzcon, who went this year? And who is going next year? I'm all for doing a multiboxing booth there if Blizzard lets us lol.

Not one booth, 2 booths right next to eachother with everyone dressed the same, with name tags saying "Hi I'm Dualboxa <Zerg>" "Hi I'm Dualboxb <Zerg>" and so on and so forth.

[penguini]

Xzin I can see it now...

You're running around blizzcon with a few squares of cardboard printed with your macros on it so you can press them at any time. But right when you enter blizzcon, you're escorts get stuck on the door and keep running into it. Now you have to go back and make sure they make it through. Maybe rig up some wire to a clear piece of transparency to go over their heads that say their names lol.

[keyclone]

and of course.. randomly.. one of them has to turn left and run off

[Zseth]

and of course.. randomly.. one of them has to turn left and run off


10/10 this is full of win

[Xzin]

Prayer of Healing takes on an entirely new meaning.....

Blastwave does as well....

Or substitute a pally for the priest and lay on hands....

I don't think you could ever run out.

[Tech249]

This would be so funny...

[Remote]

Haha, I want to do that at Blizzcon now. They could all wear little hats with the characters' names on them. To alleviate confusion ^_^

[Oathbreaker]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/The_Zerg_of_Magtheridon/TheZergT-Shirt.jpg

[Hippieman]

In a perfect world, I suppose I could hire 4 escorts and give them Azin, Bzin, Czin, Dzin tags and prance them around Blizzcon. Seems a bit superfluous though - albeit highly amusing in concept. I'd do it for a dollar and a free hamburger.

[Zseth]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/The_Zerg_of_Magtheridon/TheZergT-Shirt.jpg


I love how you used the baby doll T-Shirt

Need to put the zerg like this <The Zerg>

Do that and I'll order one lol preferably not a babydoll

[Bollwerk]

Do they make XXXL babydoll shirts?

[Xzin]

Do they make XXXL babydoll shirts?

Do we want to see XXXL babydoll shirts?