Duane
08-27-2008, 11:24 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
5. Specificity
6. Anti-constitutionalistically
7. Passive-aggressive disorder
8. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
9. Nope, no more booze for me!
10. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
11. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
12. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
13. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
14. I'm not interested in fighting you.
15. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
16. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
17. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
5. Specificity
6. Anti-constitutionalistically
7. Passive-aggressive disorder
8. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
9. Nope, no more booze for me!
10. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
11. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
12. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
13. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
14. I'm not interested in fighting you.
15. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
16. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
17. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.